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03-12-2008, 12:00 PM
I'm not sure if this was posted here or not:


A woman was shopping in a busy mall one day. She was exhausted as she pushed her full shopping cart past the food court, milling with people. The aroma of coffee grabbed her and drew her in. She bought a cup of coffee and a Kit Kat bar, then turned to find a place to rest her weary feet for awhile. The only empty seat she could find was right across from an older gentleman who himself was sipping a cup of coffee.

She asked if he minded that she sat across from him, to which he shook his head. Sitting down, she picked up the Kit Kat bar, (she just loved the combination of chocolate and coffee) and tore the wrapper off, broke off a piece and set the bar back down. To her utter amazement, the man smiled awkwardly, picked up the bar, broke off a piece and ate it. Now she is thinking, “This is odd. Maybe the guy is really hungry and can’t afford his own. I better eat another chunk before he eats it all.” She takes another piece and crams it in her mouth. Almost immediately, as if he is in competition with her, grabs another piece and sticks it in his mouth. “Well,” she thinks, “I’m not going to let him get away with this. Not even a word of thanks. How rude!” And she stuffs the rest of the bar in her mouth and walks away in a huff, not even finishing her cup of coffee.

She remembers that she has another item to pick up in the store. After her purchases are complete, she heads towards the exit, and there at the food court, is the same man, stirring another coffee, and this time he has a muffin in front of him on the table. This incensed the woman, because obviously he could afford his own food, so in anger and without thinking, she stomped over to where he was, picked up the muffin, and tore off the top of the muffin and slammed the remainder down on the table as the man watched her in utter shock and amazement.

"That’ll teach him!” she thought to herself as she stomped off in her self-righteous huff, pushing her shopping cart towards the exit. Still enjoying the sensation of vindication and justice being satisfied, she arrived at her car in the parking lot, reached into her purse for her keys, and as she did so, there she found her unwrapped Kit Kat chocolate bar

How many Christians live in disharmony, in dissonance with one another, because of a misunderstanding, or because of something as insignificant as a Kit Kat bar. How quickly we can get into an argument, and how quickly an argument turns into an all out war. And on a larger scale, these arguments turn into knives, and guns and missiles and bombs, and no one wants to forgive, and no one exercises grace, and no one will deny themselves the right of revenge.
And it can all begin with a few crumbs of a muffin or a chocolate bar.



Source (http://www.westmountparkchurch.org/?mode=article&ID=2004855876)

03-12-2008, 12:26 PM
hmm, that article looks terribly familiar /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

Happy trails, Shadow. May substance always be behind the Shadow.

Soundbear
03-12-2008, 08:43 PM
Maybe there's a paragraph missing. The one that describes how she turned around, went to the gentleman and apologized for eating his chocolate bar. And what she did.

Mind you, this is a very old story. The muffin is a new wrinkle however.

03-12-2008, 09:33 PM
I have a story about the above story. A friend of mine (from Goulais River) told me this story , who said it happened to a friend of his at the Station mall. I told him that this sounded rather incredible. "Are you sure this is a true story? " I asked?

He insisted it was a true story, and he also knew that I was writing articles for various weeklies at the time. He asked me NOT to use it anywhere, because he wanted to write it up and send it into Reader's Digest.

So I sat on it. We were receiving the Reader's Digest, and one month, sure enough, there was the story, but the context and details were different. The setting was in Vancouver, etc. And my friend was not the author of the story.

So I decided then and there that this was an urban myth kind of story, and decided it was time to write it up the way I heard it, and so the above is the way I heard it from my friend in GR.

I never did go back to my buddy in Goulais River with the news that someone beat him to the punch..

I think I first published it on Sootoday during the days I had a column there.

almabear
03-12-2008, 10:13 PM
Whatever.... the message of the story is still a good one.

Batman
03-13-2008, 09:24 PM
Yes it is a good story. The version of this story I first got in email about 6 or 7 years ago involved a bag of oreo cookies at an airport. Very funny and very relevant. It should be related as a 'parable' and not a 'true story' though even if it was derived from a similar true event.

Soundbear
03-13-2008, 09:29 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Miss R</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Whatever.... the message of the story is still a good one.
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And nobody it talking about what the message is supposed to be.

03-13-2008, 11:17 PM
It's similar to a joke, Barry. If it needs to be explained, it hasn't worked.

Soundbear
03-14-2008, 08:59 AM
That reminds me of all the "non-issues" in the church.

If something doesn't bother the heirarchy, then they don't give a damn how anybody else feels.

03-14-2008, 10:23 AM
I think till the all-round attitude changes here, these boards are dead.

We can't even have a positive thread without if becoming a controversy of some sort.

I think Shadow posted that as his last parting post before leaving Soonet, due to the wasted space this place has become.

almabear
03-14-2008, 12:16 PM
Shadow is a wise man.

Soundbear
03-14-2008, 05:29 PM
As soon as the non-believers around here all think the story is a positive one, I'll agree.

03-14-2008, 06:37 PM
Barry, I can't believe this! You have become the epitome of the person this parable hilights.

And you are taking this way too seriously.

Maybe you and RWGR need to be the only ones talking here for awhile.

Soundbear
03-14-2008, 08:17 PM
Brother, you know me about as well as my pastor does. He only does coffee when he thinks I might question some decision made by the church. God forbid I should ask the leadership just what the heck is going on.

As far as I'm concerned, this should be a forum to ask any question of concern, whatever the topic. But that can't happen. Why do you think that is??

GenX
03-15-2008, 11:46 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aydeloof</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Barry, I can't believe this! You have become the epitome of the person this parable hilights.

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GenX
03-15-2008, 11:47 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aydeloof</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

I think Shadow posted that as his last parting post before leaving Soonet, due to the wasted space this place has become. </div></div>

Then why are you here???

We know the answer, sad as it is.

When a preacher needs a "sad" bulletin board to justify his work, nothing but pity can come of it all.

Soundbear
03-15-2008, 11:47 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R W G R</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aydeloof</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Barry, I can't believe this! You have become the epitome of the person this parable hilights.

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The accuser of the bretheren once again.

GenX
03-15-2008, 11:48 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Barry Morris</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R W G R</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aydeloof</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Barry, I can't believe this! You have become the epitome of the person this parable hilights.

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The accuser of the bretheren once again. </div></div>

love ya' anti-Catholic!! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/high5.gif

Verotik
03-21-2008, 10:26 AM
i hope there were no raisins in the muffin