03-14-2008, 04:40 PM
With apologies to Moxy Fruvous
I’m sick with flu
Here me moo
I can puke as much as you
And I waste the day by sitting on the can
Start the day on the right leg
Eating toast and jam and egg
Then my stomach throws it all up again
Skin is hot, toes are not
Joints are hurting on each spot
And my eyes feel like they’re bulging twice their size
Nose is dry,
Can’t even cough
Once again run to the trough
Where I sit, with the flu
Here me mu.
Wow, do I ever get creative when I am feverish!
Groan, I want some pity.
I’m sick with flu
Here me moo
I can puke as much as you
And I waste the day by sitting on the can
Start the day on the right leg
Eating toast and jam and egg
Then my stomach throws it all up again
Skin is hot, toes are not
Joints are hurting on each spot
And my eyes feel like they’re bulging twice their size
Nose is dry,
Can’t even cough
Once again run to the trough
Where I sit, with the flu
Here me mu.
Wow, do I ever get creative when I am feverish!
Groan, I want some pity.