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NativeMomma
01-12-2007, 09:47 AM
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,

he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a

boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?

"Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my

bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make

me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.

I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend!"

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She

started adjusting the [censored], trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to

fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the

door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, " Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her

boyfriend".

The minister fainted.

SusyQ
01-12-2007, 09:54 AM
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Dreamin
01-12-2007, 09:56 AM
Lol

NativeMomma
01-12-2007, 10:43 AM
got ya to laugh...that is good...*S*

kim gagnon
01-12-2007, 10:46 AM
/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gifthat is a good one.

tippikitty
01-12-2007, 10:47 AM
I like that one.

*Angel*
01-12-2007, 10:47 AM
Hahahahaha nice

AmdWolfman
01-12-2007, 10:47 AM
roflmao

Babzz
01-12-2007, 10:59 AM
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