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MissMuffett
06-08-2008, 03:35 PM
A Man Should Be Able To:
1. Give advice that matters in one sentence. I got run out of a job I liked once, and while it was happening, a guy stopped me in the hall. Smart guy, but prone to saying too much. I braced myself. I didnít want to hear it. I needed a white knight, and I knew it wasnít him. He just sighed and said: When nobody has your back, you gotta move your back. Then he walked away. Best advice I ever got. One sentence.

2. Tell if someone is lying. Everyone has his theory. Pick one, test it. Choose the tells that work for you. I like these: Liars change the subject quickly. Liars look up and to their right when they speak. Liars use fewer contractions. Liars will sometimes stare straight at you and employ a dead face. Liars never touch their chest or heart except self-consciously. Liars place objects between themselves and you during a conversation.

3. Take a photo. Fill the frame.

4. Score a baseball game. Scoring a game is an exercise in ciphering, creating a shorthand of your very own. In this way, itís a private language as much as a record of the game. The only given is the numbering of the positions and the use of the diamond to express each batterís progress around the bases. I black out the diamond when a run scores. I mark an RBI with a tally mark in the upper-right-hand corner. Each time you score a game, you pick up on new elements to track: pitch count, balls and strikes, foul balls. It doesnít matter that this information is available on the Internet in real time. Scoring a game is about bearing witness, expanding your own ability to observe.

5. Name a book that matters. The Catcher in the Rye does not matter. Not really. You gotta read.

6. Know at least one musical group as well as is possible. One guy at your table knows where Cobain was born and who his high school English teacher was. Another guy can argue the elegant extended trope of Liquid Swords with GZA himself. This is how it should be. Music does not demand agreement. Rilo Kiley. Nina Simone. Whitesnake. Fugazi. Otis Redding. Whatever. Choose. Nobody likes a know-it-all, because 1) you canít know it all and 2) music offers distinct and private lessons. So pick one. Except Rilo Kiley. I heard they broke up.


7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill.

Buy The Way to Cook, by Julia Child. Try roasting. Braising. Broiling. Slow-cooking. Pan searing. Think ragouts, fricassees, stews. All of this will force you to understand the functionality of different cuts. In the end, grilling will be a choice rather than a chore, and your Weber will become a tool rather than a piece of weekend entertainment.

8. Not monopolize the conversation.

9. Write a letter.

So easy. So easily forgotten. A five-paragraph structure works pretty well: Tell why youíre writing. Offer details. Ask questions. Give news. Add a specific memory or two. If your handwriting is terrible, type. Always close formally.

10. Buy a suit.

Avoid bargains. Know your likes, your dislikes, and what you need it for (work, funerals, court). Squeeze the fabric ó if it bounces back with little or no sign of wrinkling, that means itís good, sturdy material. And tug the buttons gently. If they feel loose or wobbly, that means theyíre probably coming off sooner rather than later. The jacketís shoulder pads are supposed to square with your shoulders; if they droop off or leave dents in the cloth, the jacketís too big. The jacket sleeves should never meet the wrist any lower than the base of the thumb ó if they do, ask to go down a size. Always get fitted.

11. Swim three different strokes. Doggie paddle doesnít count.

12. Show respect without being a suck-up. Respect the following, in this order: age, experience, record, reputation. Donít mention any of it.

13. Throw a punch. Close enough, but not too close. Swing with your shoulders, not your arm. Long punches rarely land squarely. So forget the roundhouse. You donít have a haymaker. Follow through; donít pop and pull back. The length you give the punch should come in the form of extension after the point of contact. Just remember, the bones in your hand are small and easy to break. Youíre better off striking hard with the heel of your palm. Or you could buy the guy a beer and talk it out.

14. Chop down a tree. Know your escape path. When the tree starts to fall, use it.

15. Calculate square footage. Width times length.



16. Tie a bow tie.

Step 1: Make a simple knot, allowing slightly more length (one to two inches) on the end of A.

Step 2: Lay A out of the way, fold B into the normal bow shape, and position it on the first knot you made.

Step 3: Drop A vertically over folded end B.

Step 4: Double back A on itself and position it over the knot so that the two folded ends make a cross.

Step 5: The hard part: Pass folded end A under and behind the left side (yours) of the knot and through the loop behind folded end B.

Step 6: Tighten the knot you have created, straightening, particularly in the center.



17. Make one drink, in large batches, very well.

When I interviewed for my first job, one of the senior guys had me to his house for a reception. He offered me a cigarette and pointed me to a bowl of whiskey sours, like I was Darrin Stephens and he was Larry Tate. I can still remember that first tight little swallow and my gratitude that I could go back for a refill without looking like a drunk. I came to admire the host over the next decade, but he never gave me the recipe. So I use this:
ē For every 750-ml bottle of whiskey (use a decent bourbon or rye), add:
ē 6 oz fresh-squeezed, strained lemon juice
ē 6 oz simple syrup (mix superfine sugar and water in equal quantities)

To serve: Shake 3 oz per person with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glasses. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice or, if youíre really slick, a float of red wine. (Pour about 1/2 oz slowly into each glass over the back of a spoon; this is called a New York sour, and itís great.)

18. Speak a foreign language. Pas beaucoup. Mais faites un effort.

19. Approach a woman out of his league. Ever have a shoeshine from a guy you really admire? He works hard enough that he doesnít have to tell stupid jokes; he doesnít stare at your legs; he knows things you donít, but he doesnít talk about them every minute; he doesnít scrape or apologize for his status or his job or the way he is dressed; he does his job confidently and with a quiet relish. That stuff is wildly inviting. Act like that guy.

20. Sew a button.

21. Argue with a European without getting xenophobic or insulting soccer.

Once, in our lifetime, much of Europe was approaching cultural and political irrelevance. Then they made like us and banded together into a union of confederated states. So you can always assume that they were simply copying the United States as they now push us to the verge of cultural and political irrelevance.

22. Give a woman an [censored] so that he doesnít have to ask after it.

Otherwise, ask after it.

23. Be loyal. You will fail at it. You have already. A man who does not know loyalty, from both ends, does not know men. Loyalty is not a matter of give-and-take: He did me a favor, therefore I owe him one. No. No. No. It is the recognition of a bond, the honoring of a shared history, the reemergence of the vows we make in the tight times. It doesnít mean complete agreement or invisible blood ties. It is a currency of selflessness, given without expectation and capable of the most stellar return.

24. Know his poison, without standing there, pondering like a dope. Brand, amount, style, fast, like so: Bookerís, double, neat.

25. Drive an eightpenny nail into a treated two-by-four without thinking about it.

Use a contractorís hammer. Swing hard and loose, like a tennis serve.

26. Cast a fishing rod without shrieking or sighing or otherwise admitting defeat.

27. Play gin with an old guy. Old men will try to crush you. Theyíll drown you in meaningless chatter, tell stories about when they were kids this or in Korea that. Or theyíll retreat into a taciturn posture designed to get you to do the talking. Theyíll note your strategies without mentioning them, keep the stakes at a level they can control, and change up their pace of play just to get you stumbling. You have to do this ó play their game, be it dominoes or cribbage or chess. They may have been playing for decades. You take a beating as a means of absorbing the lessons theyíve learned without taking a lesson. But donít be afraid to take them down. They can handle it.

28. Play go fish with a kid.

You donít crush kids. You talk their ear off, make an event out of it, tell them stories about when you were a kid this or in Vegas that. You have to play their game, too, even though they may have been playing only for weeks. Observe. Teach them without once offering a lesson. And donít be afraid to win. They can handle it.

29. Understand quantum physics well enough that he can accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped.

Sometimes the laws of physics arenít laws at all. Read The Quantum World: Quantum Physics for Everyone, by Kenneth W. Ford.

30. Feign interest. Good place to start: quantum physics.

31. Make a bed.

32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick. I once stood in a wine store in West Hollywood where the owner described a pinot noir he favored as ďa night walk through a wet garden.Ē I bought it. I went to my hotel and drank it by myself, looking at the flickering city with my feet on the windowsill. I donít know which was more right, the wine or the vision that he placed in my head. Point is, it was right.



33. Hit a jump shot in pool. Itís not something you use a lot, but when you hit a jump shot, it marks you as a player and briefly impresses women. Make the angle of your cue steeper, aim for the bottommost fraction of the ball, and drive the cue smoothly six inches past the contact point, making steady, downward contact with the felt.

34. Dress a wound. First, stop the bleeding. Apply pressure using a gauze pad. Stay with the pressure. If you canít stop the bleeding, forget the next step, just get to a hospital. Once the bleeding stops, clean the wound. Use water or saline solution; a little soap is good, too. If you canít get the wound clean, then forget the next step, just get to a hospital. Finally, dress the wound. For a laceration, push the edges together and apply a butterfly bandage. For avulsions, where the skin is punctured and pulled back like a trapdoor, push the skin back and use a butterfly. Slather the area in antibacterial ointment. Cover the wound with a gauze pad taped into place. Change that dressing every 12 hours, checking carefully for signs of infection. Better yet, get to a hospital.



Leif Parsons

35. Jump-start a car (without any drama). Change a flat tire (safely). Change the oil (once).

36. Make three different bets at a craps table. Play the smallest and most poorly labeled areas, the bets where itís visually evident the casino doesnít want you to go. Simply play the pass line; once the point is set, play full odds (this is the only really good bet on the table); and when you want a little more action, tell the crew you want to lay the 4 and the 10 for the minimum bet.

37. Shuffle a deck of cards.

I play cards with guys who canít shuffle, and they lose. Always.

38. Tell a joke. Hereís one:

Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, ďHey, hereís that $20 I owe you.Ē

39. Know when to split his cards in blackjack.

Aces. Eights. Always.

40. Speak to an eight-year-old so he will hear. Use his first name. Donít use baby talk. Donít crank up your energy to match his. Ask questions and wait for answers. Follow up. Donít pretend to be interested in Webkinz or Power Rangers or whatever. Heís as bored with that [censored] as you are. Concentrate instead on seeing the child as a person of his own.

41. Speak to a waiter so he will hear.

You donít own the restaurant, so donít act like it. You own the transaction. So donít speak into the menu. Lift your chin. Make eye contact. All restaurants have secrets ó let it be known that you expect to see some of them.

42. Talk to a dog so it will hear.

Go ahead, use baby talk.

43. Install: a disposal, an electronic thermostat, or a lighting fixture without asking for help. Just turn off the damned main.

44. Ask for help.

Guys who refuse to ask for help are the most cursed men of all. The stubborn, the self-possessed, and the distant. The hell with them.

45. Break another manís grip on his wrist. Rotate your arm rapidly in the grip, toward the other guyís thumb.

46. Tell a womanís dress size.

47. Recite one poem from memory. Here you go:

WHEN YOU ARE OLD

When you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

ĖWilliam Butler Yeats

48. Remove a stain. Blot. Always blot.

49. Say no.

50. Fry an egg sunny-side up. Cook until the white appears solidÖand no longer.



Leif Parsons

51. Build a campfire.

There are three components:

1. The tinder ó bone-dry, snappable twigs, about as long as your hand. You need two complete handfuls. Try birch bark; it burns long and hot.

2. The kindling ó thick as your thumb, long as your forearm, breakable with two hands. You need two armfuls.

3. Fuel wood ó anything thick and long enough that it canít be broken by hand. Itís okay if itís slightly damp. You need a knee-high stack.

Step 1: Light the tinder, turning the pile gently to get air underneath it.

Step 2: Feed the kindling into the emergent fire with some pace.

Step 3: Lay on the fuel wood. Pyramid, the log cabin, whatever ó the idea is to create some kind of structure so that plenty of air gets to the fire.

52. Step into a job no one wants to do. When I was 13, my dad called me into his office at the large urban mall he ran. He was on the phone. What followed was a fairly banal 15-minute conversation, which involved the collection of rent from a store. On and on, droning about store hours and lighting problems. I kept raising my eyebrows, pretending to stand up, and my dad kept waving me down. I could hear only his end, garrulous and unrelenting. He rolled his eyes as the excuses kept coming. His assertions were simple and to the point, like a drumbeat. He wanted the rent. He wanted the store to stay open when the mall was open. Then suddenly, having given the job the time it deserved, he put it to an end. ďSo if I see your gate down next Sunday afternoon, Iím going to get a drill and stick a goddamn bolt in it and lock you down for the next week, right?Ē When he hung up, rent collected, he took a deep breath. ďIíve been dreading that call,Ē he said. ďOnce a week you gotta try something you never would do if you had the choice. Otherwise, why are you here?Ē So he gave me that. And thisÖ

53. Sometimes, kick some [censored].

54. Break up a fight. Work in pairs if possible. Donít get between people initially. Use the back of the collar, pull and urge the person downward. If you canít get him down, work for distance.

55. Point to the north at any time.

If you have a watch, you can point the hour hand at the sun. Then find the point directly between the hour hand and the 12. Thatís south. The opposite direction is, of course, north.

56. Create a play-list in which ten seemingly random songs provide a secret message to one person.

57. Explain what a light-year is. Itís the measure of the distance that light travels over 365.25 days.

58. Avoid boredom. You have enough to eat. You can move. This must be acknowledged as a kind of freedom. You donít always have to buy things, put things in your mouth, or be delighted.

59. Write a thank-you note.

Make a habit of it. Follow a simple formula like this one: First line is a thesis statement. The second line is evidentiary. The third is a kind of assertion. Close on an uptick.

Thanks for having me over to watch game six. Even though they won, itís clear the Red Sox are a soulless, overmarketed contrivance of Fox TV. Still, Iím awfully happy you have that huge high-def television. Next time, I really will bring beer. Yours,

60. Be brand loyal to at least one product. It tells a lot about who you are and where you came from. Me? I like Hellmanís mayonnaise and Genesee beer, which makes me the fleshy, stubbornly upstate neíer-do-well that I will always be.

61. Cook bacon.

Lay out the bacon on a rack on a baking sheet. Bake at 400 degrees for 15 minutes.



Leif Parsons

62. Hold a baby.

Newborns should be wrapped tightly and held against the chest. They like tight spaces (consider their previous circumstances) and rhythmic movements, so hold them snug, tuck them in the crook of your elbow or against the skin of your neck. Rock your hips like youíre bored, barely listening to the music at the edge of a wedding reception. No one has to notice except the baby. Donít breathe all over them.

63. Deliver a eulogy. Take the job seriously. It matters. Speak first to the family, then to the outside world. Write it down. Avoid similes. Donít read poetry. Be funny.

64. Know that Christopher Columbus was a son of a [censored]. When I was a kid, because Iím Italian and because the Irish guys in my neighborhood were relentless with the beatings on St. Patrickís Day, I loved the very idea of Christopher Columbus. I loved the fact that Irish kids worshipped some gnome who drove all the rats out of Ireland or whatever, whereas my hero was an explorer. Man, I drank the Kool-Aid on that guy. Of course, I later learned that he was a hand-chopping, land-stealing egotist who sold out an entire hemisphere to European avarice. So I left Columbus behind. Your understanding of your heroes must evolve. See Roger Clemens. See Bill Belichick.

65-67. Throw a baseball over-hand with some snap. Throw a football with a tight spiral. Shoot a 12-foot jump shot reliably.

If you canít, play more ball.

68. Find his way out of the woods if lost. Note your landmarks ó mountains, power lines, the sound of a highway. Look for the sun: It sits in the south; it moves west. Gauge your direction every few minutes. If youíre completely stuck, look for a small creek and follow it downstream. Water flows toward larger bodies of water, where people live.

69. Tie a knot.

Square knot: left rope over right rope, turn under. Then right rope over left rope. Tuck under. Pull. Or as my pack leader, Dave Kenyon, told me in a Boy Scouts meeting: ďLeft over right, right over left. Whatís so [censored] hard about that?Ē

70. Shake hands. Steady, firm, pump, let go. Use the time to make eye contact, since thatís where the social contract begins.



Leif Parsons

71. Iron a shirt. My uncle Tony the tailor once told me of ironing: Start rough, end gently.

72. Stock an emergency bag for the car.

Blanket. Heavy flashlight. Hand warmers. Six bottles of water. Six packs of beef jerky. Atlas. Reflectors. Gloves. Socks. Bandages. Neosporin. Inhaler. Benadryl. Motrin. Hard candy. Telescoping magnet. Screwdriver. Channel-locks. Crescent wrench. Ski hat. Bandanna.

73. Caress a womanís neck. Back of your fingers, in a slow fan.

74. Know some birds. If you canít pay attention to a bird, then you canít learn from detail, you arenít likely to appreciate the beauty of evolution, and you donít have a clue how birdlike your own habits may be. Youíve been looking at them blindly for years now. Get a guide.

75. Negotiate a better price. Be informed. Know the price of competitors. In a big store, look for a manager. Donít be an [censored]. Use one phrase as your mantra, like ďI need a little help with this one.Ē Repeat it, as an invitation to him. Donít beg. Ever. Offer something: your loyalty, your next purchase, even your friendship, and, with the deal done, your gratitude.

vixen
06-08-2008, 05:43 PM
I think you may have to much time on your hands?

jaydee
06-08-2008, 05:46 PM
and a guy really has time or does all this stuff /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif

RuMoR
06-08-2008, 05:49 PM
I was going to say.. I sense a seriously scorned woman here..

jaydee
06-08-2008, 05:53 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RuMoR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was going to say.. I sense a seriously scorned woman here.. </div></div>

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

bluekrissyspikes
06-08-2008, 06:01 PM
i thought it was a joke but it's way too long to actually read

dancingqueen
06-08-2008, 07:35 PM
wow....

Barry Morris
06-08-2008, 07:38 PM
"When nobody has your back, you gotta move your back."

Damn, that's good advice.

jaydee
06-08-2008, 07:46 PM
what every man should know: Take care of yourself first then the women will [censored].

Barry Morris
06-08-2008, 07:47 PM
Too long??

Maybe a real man would take the time???

jaydee
06-08-2008, 07:48 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Barry Morris</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too long??

Maybe a real man would take the time??? </div></div>

Barry you gotta move your back

bluekrissyspikes
06-08-2008, 07:53 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Barry Morris</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too long??

Maybe a real man would take the time??? </div></div>

maybe but i'm not a guy.

Jack Butler
06-08-2008, 08:23 PM
That's it, only 75 things?
Before or after bumping uglies?
And....where is the list for women?

Macs II
06-08-2008, 08:30 PM
What all women should know :


1. Keep our stomach's full

2. And our bells empty !

3. Keep your mouth shut

Jack Butler
06-08-2008, 09:02 PM
I'm glad you said that......yikes!

Barry Morris
06-08-2008, 09:03 PM
I think the only one missing was, "No man was ever shot while washing the dishes."

Barry Morris
06-08-2008, 09:03 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: moooochi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Barry Morris</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too long??

Maybe a real man would take the time??? </div></div>

Barry you gotta move your back </div></div>

Possibly, but as long as I know how to get rid of a body, it's not a problem. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Verotik
06-08-2008, 10:51 PM
what all cut and pasters should know

always put a link to where you ripped off your information it's not like anyone thinks you thought it all up yourself.

dancingqueen
06-09-2008, 10:54 AM
actually upon further reading this (I had to break it up into three sessions) I found that every last one of those things I do. Yet, oddly enough I do not know many women who do all those... double standards?

bluekrissyspikes
06-09-2008, 10:56 AM
good for you dq but i'm not sure many women actually beleive that a guy should be able to so all those things. personally i'm more conserned with basic things like rinsing your own dishes and not leaving your dirty socks on the floor.

SusyQ
06-09-2008, 10:57 AM
putting the SEAT down and wiping your whiskers off the sink counter. urgh

bluekrissyspikes
06-09-2008, 10:58 AM
yup. those are also much more important than knowing how to start a fire the proper way or fry an egg right.

J*B
06-09-2008, 10:59 AM
You don't like to go swimming in the turlet??? /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

SusyQ
06-09-2008, 11:19 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: verotik667</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
what all cut and pasters should know

always put a link to where you ripped off your information it's not like anyone thinks you thought it all up yourself.
</div></div>

you nit pic alot don't you. I really don't think she wanted too claim it was her quotes. Lighten up sheesh.

MissMuffett
06-09-2008, 04:30 PM
I never claimed i typed it myself. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif lol.. i defaitnely dont have all day to type that out i have a 1 month old and a 2 year old. :P. lol

jaydee
06-09-2008, 07:16 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bluekrissyspikes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">good for you dq but i'm not sure many women actually beleive that a guy should be able to so all those things. personally i'm more conserned with basic things like rinsing your own dishes and not leaving your dirty socks on the floor. </div></div>

a normal guy wont do all those things just like a normal woman wont, some women have high standards! sheesh

Evangeline
06-09-2008, 07:32 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SusyQ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">putting the SEAT down and wiping your whiskers off the sink counter. urgh </div></div>


YES!!!

jaydee
06-10-2008, 01:23 AM
all men should know that they are on their own in this world

bluekrissyspikes
06-10-2008, 02:44 AM
lol...i hardly think so mooch. some are cause they choose to live their lives in a way that is not attractive to females but they can change that.

jaydee
06-10-2008, 02:45 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bluekrissyspikes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol...i hardly think so mooch. some are cause they choose to live their lives in a way that is not attractive to females but they can change that. </div></div>

what lifestyle IS attractive to women?

bluekrissyspikes
06-10-2008, 02:47 AM
hmm... busy but available? productive.

Macs II
06-10-2008, 02:49 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bluekrissyspikes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hmm... busy but available? productive. </div></div>


every mans dream /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif

jaydee
06-10-2008, 02:51 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Macs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bluekrissyspikes</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hmm... busy but available? productive. </div></div>


every mans dream /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif </div></div>

/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

bluekrissyspikes
06-10-2008, 02:52 AM
not a man's dream. he asked a womans pov. not sure u r qualified to chime in.

jaydee
06-10-2008, 02:55 AM
mooochiu needs sleep cant stay up another whole night /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/snore.gif

GoldDogs
06-10-2008, 09:26 AM
Some of the things are good. But I think that falls more under the title "Ways to Make sure a Man Gets the -Most- and -Every- Experience Out of His Life - From a Women's Perspective"

But some of them aren't anything important. Who cares if your man doesn't know about a band? Not everyone is INTO music to that extent, but rather - just enjoy music for what it is.

I didn't read all of it. Some of its good, some points are good. But some of them are a bit too ... I don't know, flowery? Read and memorize a poem? Why should a man do this unless he knows it would really make his other half happy?

MaO3
06-10-2008, 10:12 AM
I tell you what every man needs to know to survive in a marriage.

From the wedding day forward the man needs to know that he will have the last two words in every arguement~

<span style='font-size: 17pt'>YES DEAR!!!</span>