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Sophie's_Mommy
02-04-2007, 01:55 AM
>After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed
> >
> > beside his wife who was Already asleep.
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> > He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
> >
> > When he awoke, he found a strange man standing
> >
> > at the end of his bed wearing
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> > A long flowing white robe. 'Who the hell are you?'
> > demanded Brian,
> >
> > 'and what are you doing in my Bedroom?'
> >
> > The mysterious Man answered,
> >
> > 'This isn't your bedroom, Brian, and I'm St. Peter'.
> > Brian was stunned 'You mean I'm dead!!!
> >
> > That can't be, I have so much to Live for,
> >
> > I haven't said goodbye to my family. You've got to send me back
> >
> > Straight away'.
> >
> > St Peter replied, 'Yes, you can be reincarnated
> >
> > but there is a catch. We can
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> > Only send you back as a dog or a hen.'
> >
> > Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a
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> > farm not far from his house,
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> > He asked to be sent back as a hen.
> >
> >
> >
> > A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers
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> > and clucking around Pecking the ground.
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> > 'This ain't so bad,' he thought until he felt this
> >
> > Strange feeling welling up inside him.
> >
> > The farmyard rooster strolled over
> >
> > And said, 'So you're the new hen, how are
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> > you enjoying your first day here?'
> >
> >
> > 'It's not so bad,' replies Brian,
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> > 'but I have this strange feeling inside
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> > Like I'm about to explode'. 'You're ovulating,'
> > explained the rooster,
> >
> > 'don't tell me you've never laid An egg before.'
> > 'Never,' replies Brian.
> >
> > 'Well just relax and let it happen.' And so he did and after a few
> > uncomfortable
> >
> > seconds later, an egg pops out From under his tail.
> >
> > An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his
> >
> > Emotions got the better of him as he experienced
> >
> > motherhood for the first Time.
> >
> > When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was Overwhelming
>
> > and he knew that
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> > being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing
> >
> > That had happened to him ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was
> > just about
> >
> > to lay his third egg he felt an
> >
> >
> > Enormous smack on the back of his head
> >
> > and heard his wife shouting, 'Brian,
> >
> > Wake up you drunken [censored],
> >
> > you're ****ting the bed!!'