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gouligann
02-21-2007, 04:48 AM
*One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut
fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in
pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours
of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter
jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the
young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the
mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart?
What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"*

Xzavia
02-21-2007, 08:22 AM
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bohd
02-21-2007, 09:08 AM
THATS NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT "FUNNY"...AND FOR A FAMILY ORIENTED WEB SITE......POOR POOR TASTE

K3lvin
02-21-2007, 09:52 AM
Take your head out of your [censored]. It was funny. Go to church or something.

bohd
02-21-2007, 01:06 PM
funny to morons...

goughbrandon
02-21-2007, 02:16 PM
lmao

pylus
02-21-2007, 04:12 PM
I find it extremely difficult to be shocked or offended. I honestly wish it was easier, keeps life interesting. Pretty funny and if thats offensive, I don't even know what to say.

GirlNextDoor
02-21-2007, 04:24 PM
holy [censored] thats funny, and the [censored] up there. get a sense of humour or something.

CharliBean
02-21-2007, 09:42 PM
/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif !! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! funny, and it managed to stir up a controversy... good one!

lotsagifts
02-22-2007, 09:06 AM
awesome, definity a good one

Sophie's_Mommy
02-22-2007, 07:12 PM
lmfao, thats friggan funny