Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat
02-24-2007, 01:33 PM
Everyone is interested in home security. As you live in a home thought I would pass along an economical system.
1 – Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots size 14 to 16.
2 – Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3 – Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boot and magazines.
4 – Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. – I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
That should work.
1 – Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots size 14 to 16.
2 – Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3 – Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boot and magazines.
4 – Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. – I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
That should work.