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SusyQ
10-01-2008, 02:13 PM
A Blonde in Church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven
and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression.'
Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan,
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted and the congregation roared.

Kittie
10-01-2008, 03:33 PM
Ha ha.

crab appy
10-01-2008, 09:15 PM
funny