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NativeMomma
10-17-2008, 01:16 AM
*(1)** **Fine:** **This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.*

*(2)** **Five Minutes:** **If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before** **helping around the house.*

*(3)** **Nothing:** **This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.*

*(4)** **Go Ahead:** **This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!*

*(5)** **Loud Sigh:** **This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)*

*(6)** **That's Okay:** **This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.*

*(7)** **Thanks:** **A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say y ou're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').*

*(8)** **Whatever:** **Is a woman's way of saying** **F--K** **YOU!*

*(9)** **Don't worry about it, I got it:** **Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's respo nse refer to # 3.*


** Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can** **avoid if they remember the terminology.*

GoldDogs
10-17-2008, 12:48 PM
Oh so very true. It is all sooo simple!! But men would read this and still not get it. Lol.

A*lil*Loopy
10-17-2008, 02:19 PM
I think I should print it and hand it to my son for future reference. That's a pretty accurate list!

MissMuffett
10-17-2008, 09:31 PM
I guess im not the only one that does most of those :P lol


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