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10-17-2008, 10:23 PM
Spanish Words of the Day

1. Cheese
Maria likes me, but I don't like her because cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she don't know how to read; so I shoulder.

4. Texas
My fren always texas me when I'm not home to find out where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to the store but july to me! Julyer!

7. ******
I had two cars but my wife ******!

8. Chicken
I was going to the store for my wife but chicken go herself.

9. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry! Wheelchair!

10. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, "Honey! Harassment nothing to me."

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.

10-21-2008, 06:16 AM
those really cute.

10-22-2008, 09:03 PM