View Full Version : Old COOT RETIRES

10-26-2008, 11:11 PM
Upon reaching age 70, old Koot decided to retire.
After having him under foot for a few months, Mrs.
Koot became very agitated with him. She suggested he
go and do something to occupy his time, like join a
club or get a hobby.

Old Koot obliged and went out for a couple of
hours. When he returned, Mrs. Koot asked about his
day and he replied, 'Oh, I just went down to the
park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I
joined a parachute club.'

'What? Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and
you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?'

'Yeah, look I even got a membership card.'

Mrs. Koot took the card and read it. 'Old Koot,
you need glasses! This is a membership in a
PROSTITUTE Club, not a Parachute Club!'

'Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up
for 5 jumps a week'.