View Full Version : Worst first date...ever!!

11-24-2008, 11:56 AM

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have
all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
the prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and
the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt
Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that

They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that
extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with
a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion
suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the
front seat of his car

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles
immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she
had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what
is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was
'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover
herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed
to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also
were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take some thing hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what
had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both
quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants
down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning
to being pissed off.'

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

Hidden Treasure
11-24-2008, 06:19 PM
OMG! that is funny.

Chaotic Chick
11-24-2008, 08:29 PM
If I had to let someone pee on me, I would feel obligated to marry him! lol EWWWWW!

11-25-2008, 02:49 AM

11-26-2008, 12:58 AM
what a story for the kids huh? How I knew she was the one? lol

12-12-2008, 11:27 PM
hahaha.. man that was funny