dilligaff
05-10-2007, 04:20 PM
>>> >A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
>>> >him, "Have you been in the service?"
>>> >"Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years"
>>> >The interviewer says,
>>> >"That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are
>>> >you disabled in any way?"
>>> >The guy says,
>>> >"Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
>>> >The interviewer tells the guy,
>> >"O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
>> >P.M.
>>> >You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M. "
>> >The guy is puzzled and says,
>> >"If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., then why do you want me
>> >to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
> "This is a government job" the interviewer says." For the first two
>>> >hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
>>> >for that."
>>> >him, "Have you been in the service?"
>>> >"Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years"
>>> >The interviewer says,
>>> >"That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are
>>> >you disabled in any way?"
>>> >The guy says,
>>> >"Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
>>> >The interviewer tells the guy,
>> >"O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
>> >P.M.
>>> >You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M. "
>> >The guy is puzzled and says,
>> >"If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., then why do you want me
>> >to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
> "This is a government job" the interviewer says." For the first two
>>> >hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
>>> >for that."