View Full Version : some advice for the guys

12-15-2008, 01:28 PM

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #
3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to # 3.

12-15-2008, 01:34 PM
I will be sure to use this in my communication for couple's classes....LOL

The Chronic Liar
12-15-2008, 01:53 PM
Where do you teach if you don't mind answering?

12-15-2008, 01:54 PM
# 8 ..I had to laugh!!!
I can relate.:thumbs_up:

The Chronic Liar
12-15-2008, 01:57 PM
I HATE when girls say whatever. The hand gesture that goes along with it is just as annoying. It's almost like a high five but she doesnt want a high five. Another phrase they say and I'm not sure if its just me but i always get ' Ya thats what I thought'. It usually follows me remaining silent after she makes a point.

12-15-2008, 02:18 PM
so true! there are more but you guys will just have to figure it out by yourselves. ( :

12-15-2008, 02:22 PM
Oh thanks a lot!

12-15-2008, 02:46 PM
If you dont know then Im not going to tell you..................ive had that one a few times....so i figured since i dont know then its nothing......boy was i wroooong!!!!!

Jackie B
12-15-2008, 03:02 PM
I think this should be given out to every man who's getting married, or even in a relationship. LOL

Jackie B
12-15-2008, 03:06 PM
Maybe I'll replace my 7 year old son's handwriting and reading assignments with this list for the next...oh..say...10 or so years. LMBO

Barry Morris
12-15-2008, 09:23 PM
Ain't Momma happy, ain't NOBODY happy!!!!

Jackie B
12-15-2008, 09:26 PM
It really comes down to "Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?" LOL

12-15-2008, 09:28 PM
Ain't Momma happy, ain't NOBODY happy!!!!


12-15-2008, 09:53 PM
i think this about sums it up.. :D i do all of them :P.

12-15-2008, 10:06 PM
Wow, women just admitted that they are impossible, stubborn and annoying LOL.

No wonder divorce rate is through the roof. My grandpa told me, once women start speaking up for themselves, is when divorces started to raise.

Macs II
12-15-2008, 10:12 PM
women should be seen ...not heard http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/Macs20006/rolleye0012-1.gif

12-15-2008, 10:14 PM
women should be seen ...not heard http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/Macs20006/rolleye0012-1.gif

Ha,Ha,Ha ,Ha You are so funny,,