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01-11-2009, 06:23 PM
Drinkin and Drivin in Newfoundland . . . .

Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down
the road drinking a couple of beers.

The passenger, Harry, suddenly said,'Lord
tunderin’... up ahead -- it's a police roadblock!! We're
gonna get busted fer drinkin' dese here beers!!'

'Don't worry,' Archie said. 'We'll just pull
over and finish dese beers, then peel off the label, stick
it on our foreheads, and trow the bottles under the seat.'

'What fer?'

'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'

So they finished their beers, threw the empties
out of sight and put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the police
officer took a long look at the two of them and said, 'You
boys been drinkin'?'

'No sir,' said Archie, pointing at the labels on their foreheads,
'We're on the patch.'