View Full Version : Top 10 Signs that you Might be Canadian

01-11-2009, 07:56 PM
10) Drinking and shuffleboard go hand in hand for you and you call it 'curling'.

9) You've never seen an English language film that was actually made by your own countrymen in your own country.

8) You know that Canada isn't actually a part of the United States of America.

7) You know a whole heck of a lot about American history, but almost nothing about Canadian history.

6) You think Alberta is a place where people whine just a little too much. You're tired of hearing about Quebec separation. And you believe inherently about your God-given right to compain.

5) You often find yourself using the word 'sorry' even when you bump into a chair.

4) The name Brian Mulrooney is a nasty curseword to you.

3) You are homosexual, but nobody in your country of birth really cares.

2) You hate the city of Toronto and the Province of Ontario (unless you live there!).

1) People from other countries think your middle name is 'A' because when asked your name, you say 'John, eh?'

(From: Canadian Top 10 Lists - Dan de Figueiredo)

01-11-2009, 07:59 PM
/me counts down the time this will be moved to Jokes......10.....9.....8.....7

01-11-2009, 08:01 PM
Yeah good point - thought of that after I posted it..............

Sweet Little Sister
01-11-2009, 09:37 PM
that was the un-funniest list i've ever seen..

The 6th Member Of AC/DC
01-11-2009, 09:39 PM

01-11-2009, 10:29 PM
Now what's sweet about saying something like that little sister?

Sweet Little Sister
01-11-2009, 10:37 PM
it was the truth...the truth is sweet.

sorry dude..didn't even make me smile a little..and that's not hard to do..

01-11-2009, 10:39 PM
Ok so I'll try harder next time. Sorry to you too

Sweet Little Sister
01-11-2009, 10:42 PM
apology accepted. :P

Super Gram
01-11-2009, 11:07 PM
Not funny and I never say EH! and I never say "Out and aboot".