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"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
01-14-2009, 09:35 PM
Fred: You have the face of a saint.
Jill: Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.
01-14-2009, 09:45 PM
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
"My wife, she go to bingo so chicken wing!"
01-14-2009, 10:21 PM
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
01-14-2009, 10:24 PM
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
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