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NativeMomma
01-15-2009, 10:23 PM
PRIVATE PARTS DIED
> >
> > An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home
> >
> > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
> >
> > Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
> > 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
> >
> > 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
> >
> > Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes
> > a little
> > crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
> > Please accept my
> > condolences.'
> >
> > The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
> > with his
> > Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
> >
> >
> > He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
> > 'You shouldn't be walking
> > down the hall like that.
> >
> > Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
> >
> > 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.
> > Wallace. 'I told you yesterday
> > that my Private Part died.
> > 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
> > but why is it hanging
> > out of your pajamas?'
> >
> > (You've gotta love this ....)
> >
> > 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
> >
> >
> >
> > IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU
>