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NativeMomma
01-17-2009, 12:30 PM
> >>
> >> Too cute to not pass on......
> >>
> >> This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.
> >> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> >> An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse
> >> full of money. She wanted to open a savings
> >> account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she
> >> said, she had a lot of money.
> >>
> >> After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an
> >> employee took the elderly woman to the president's
> >> office.
> >>
> >> The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
> >> placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was
> >> curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The
> >> elderly woman replied that she made bets.
> >>
> >> The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
> >>
> >> The elderly woman rep lied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles
> >> are square.'
> >>
> >> The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible
> >> to win a bet like that.
> >>
> >> The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said,
> >> 'Would you like to take my bet?'
> >>
> >> 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles
> >> are not square.'
> >>
> >> 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money
> >> involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock
> >> tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the
> >> president of the Bank confidently.
> >>
> >> That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a
> >> long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
> >> this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was
> >> positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
> >> reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
> >>
> >> The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
> >> president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made
> >> the day before that the president's testicles were square.
> >>
> >> The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day
> >> before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
> >> she and her lawyer could see clearly.
> >>
> >> The president was happy to oblige.
> >>
> >> The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
> >> president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president.
> >> 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure..'
> >>
> >> The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
> >> noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked
> >> the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied ,
> >> 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in
> >> the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of
> >> Canada !'
> >>
> >> The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to
> >> everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain
> >> would definitely be unlucky.
> >>
> >> Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five
> >> of your friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to
> >> you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good
> >> luck during the four days.
> >>
> >> Even if all you do is make someone laugh, send it on!