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$Spendbender$
01-29-2009, 01:54 PM
Lottery win:

Guy says to his wife: "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave you."

Guy says: "Excellent ! I had three numbers and won ten dollars………. Here's five, Now F^% OFF"!