View Full Version : Corrupt a Wish!

\m/ Rich \m/
06-04-2007, 02:00 PM
ok i found this on another forum i frequent and thought this might be fun and interesting here.... so here goes.

For those who don't know how this works, read the following, for those who do, skip to the bottom of the post.
The way this game works is one person makes a wish (i.e. I wish it would stop raining today) and the next person puts "granted but" and then corrupts the wish (i.e. granted, but it rains the rest of the summer.) then that person wishes for something else and the next person corrupts his wish and so on.

so... I wish i was immortal.

06-04-2007, 02:05 PM
granted but.....you must live as a woman forever

I wish I could fly

\m/ Rich \m/
06-04-2007, 02:10 PM
ouch, i dont think id ever leave the house!

granted, but you may only "hover", a few seconds at a time
(like princess in mario 2)

i wish i had a million dollars

06-04-2007, 03:57 PM
granted but you have to donate 99.999% of it to charity

I wish I be invisible whenever I wanted

06-04-2007, 07:56 PM
granted but you get raging [censored] syndrome when you do.

i wish i could live for eternity with eternal youth.

\m/ Rich \m/
06-04-2007, 07:59 PM
granted but you've got the looks and mentality of a 1 yr old. enjoy!

i wish my body didnt sweat when it was hot out.

06-04-2007, 08:05 PM
we cant say F.art?

06-04-2007, 08:07 PM
Granted but all that comes out of your nose uncontrollably.

I wish i can understand women

06-04-2007, 08:10 PM
granted but you will soon learn to like MEN

i wish i could book work off thursday

06-04-2007, 08:26 PM
granted but thats when the apocalypse starts

i wish my lizard was friendlier to me.

06-04-2007, 08:46 PM
granted but he would only be friendly every 5 mins, then he will bite

i wish the misfits would come to the sault

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 03:28 AM
granted but it's with Jerry Only. (boooooo!)

i wish this city was awesome.

06-05-2007, 03:31 AM

granted, but, it would be awesome in the eyes of a 2 year old. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

i wish that more cool people were online. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 03:59 AM
yuou know what? in the eyes of a two year old, PORTER is the world.
Hell yeah, thanks for my wish /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
I wanna go play on port /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

Granted, but im the only cool person online... FOREVER!!!

I wish fast food places were open at 4 am.

06-05-2007, 04:01 AM
LOL Poor Porter.
damn, i wouldn't want that either.

GRANTED. but it would be KFC(raw)! lmao

I wish that money grew on trees.

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 04:02 AM
blarg! thanks for the food poisoning again!

Granted, but its all counterfeit.

i wish i were blue.

06-05-2007, 04:04 AM
Dude, there would be no point to it! :| you ruined it

GRANTED, but you would be sick, because you know, when you're sick, you feel blue.. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

I wish that there was no such thing as cigarettes.

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 04:08 AM
Granted, but instead of cigarettes, people are addicted to Tomacco! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ToMacco)


i wish i could breathe underwater!

06-05-2007, 04:09 AM
LOL Simpsons.

Granted, but you live as a fish, on and off land.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 04:11 AM
"The tomacco became real when it was produced in 2003. The tomacco is one of the few made-up words in The Simpsons that resulted in real life application."


Granted - but your xray vision is permanent... you will never see the looks of one, only their skeleton. Kiss all flesh goodbye my darling, for nowever you see much further than skin deep.

I wish gerbils could fly!

06-05-2007, 04:13 AM
eeek, erase?

Granted , but they be monster-kid-eating-flying gerbils. Not just flying gerbils.

I wish I knew how to play the Kazoo

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 04:15 AM
Granted, but only one note... pzzzt pzzzt pzzt pzzt pzzzzzzt pzzzzzzt pzt pzt pzt pzzzt...

Oh yes, and you dont get any wax paper for your kazoo.

Scrach that, you get one 1"x1" piece. That's it

I wish i didnt have to wear glasses.

06-05-2007, 04:19 AM
Granted, but you have no other senses, ie: taste,smell,touch. OOHHH

I wish that I had the magic key to the city. Like the one Ralph Wiggum gets off of the Simpsons.. When they break into all the store, and prison.

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 04:20 AM
ouch, youre gettin good good at this...

Granted, but it breaks after you open the first door.

i wish i had an imaginary kite!

06-05-2007, 04:23 AM

Granted, it's imaginary, but weighs about 40lbs. have fun getting it in the air!

I wish I could be the mayor for a day.

06-05-2007, 09:07 AM
Granted...but you will have to look like John Roswell

I wish I could live on the moon

06-05-2007, 12:24 PM
granted...but you are now a speck of moon dust in neil armstrong's footprint!

i wish i could fly helicopters.

06-05-2007, 01:15 PM
Granted, but your first flight you will crash horrendously, killing your crew and leaving you the only survivor!

I wish I had 3 feet long blood red silky hair! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

06-05-2007, 02:03 PM
Granted, but it comes off certain parts, where you might not want 3 feet long blood red silky hair coming from, and you can't cut it!

I wish that I was an alligator.

06-05-2007, 02:13 PM

Granted, but you'd make me a fine pair of alligator skin stilettos and purse to match!! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

I wish I was queen of the world!

\m/ Rich \m/
06-05-2007, 02:31 PM
Granted, but you're only a queen in your own head and you walk around expecting everyone to bow to you, when in fact, you're just crazy!

i wish i could finally get this project guitar built!

06-05-2007, 02:45 PM
Granted but it will sound like a violin

I wish I had a maid

06-05-2007, 03:12 PM
Granted, but she'll be a Mexican midget who no speaky english and can't reach you shelves to dust!

I wish I was flexible, like a Cirque de Soleil performer!

06-11-2007, 05:07 AM
granted, but it's gonna be hard to do anything with your legs stuck behind your head sniffing your butt all day.

I wish I could wake up to morning whoopy daily....

06-11-2007, 07:45 AM
Granted. But it's going to be by a very fertile woman, and you will have a baby every 9 months after your "whoopy".

I wish I was super skinny.

Little B
06-12-2007, 03:10 PM
Granted, but you would be a clone of Joan Rivers!

I wish I was retired!

The Piper
06-12-2007, 04:29 PM
granted, but you are penniless and will live a long life.

I wish I was all-knowing

06-12-2007, 06:06 PM
GRanted, but you know way too much about things you don't wanna know and its scary.

I wish I was a world famous photographer on assignement in all the exiotic places on earth.

06-13-2007, 03:04 PM
Granted, but your #1 client base are all senior midget porn stars.

I wish for total diplomatic immunity and to be allowed to do anything my twisted mind desires without consequences.

06-14-2007, 01:34 PM
Granted but you will live with the worse case of irritable bowel syndrome ever seen by Drs. and it has no cure! You practically live on a toilet!

I wish I wasn't sunburned

06-15-2007, 08:43 AM
Granted. Your burn is gone, but your skin will stay bright pink for the rest of your life, and make-up won't help you!

I wish I could have a Tim Hortons coffee delivered to me whenever I wanted one.

06-16-2007, 12:07 AM
Granted, but its pee wee herman delivering it with a theatre shot special.

I wish Judge Judy would fall into a wood chipper.

Jackie B
06-16-2007, 12:10 AM
Granted, but it will always be cold and not fixed the way you like it.

I wish I lived in a better neighbourhood.

06-16-2007, 12:17 AM
Granted , but bobby brown and whitney houston are your nieghbors.

I wish i had an evil pet monkey.

06-16-2007, 01:56 AM
Granted, but the monkey loves another monkey and now you have lots of little baby monkeys in your house.

I wish I owned my own home again.

06-16-2007, 02:49 PM
Granted, but the land decays and smells of the worst things imaginable.

I wish to be better than , Better than Ezra

06-18-2007, 09:40 AM
Granted but you will only be better in a studio, because you smell like a skunk and no one can stand to be anywhere near you!

I wish to be happy for the rest of my life!

Jackie B
06-18-2007, 11:23 PM
Granted, but you'll die in an hour. LOL

I wish my computer was faster.

07-04-2007, 08:44 PM
Oh it'll be fast alright, so fast that that the processor will explode and cause a mini Hiroshima taking out everybody in 20 mile radius! lol.

I wish that aliens would come hang out and listen to metal with me!

07-07-2007, 10:17 AM
Granted but they will take you home to their planet when they are done and it smells like the nastiest poo ever. They will make you eat weird disgusting bugs and lick their slimy toes!

I wish that my kids would do some housework!

Little B
08-04-2007, 03:22 AM
Granted! But they do all of your white laundry with a brand new dark red t-shirt mixed in!

I wish I had the Ford Mustang of my choice!