NativeMomma
06-05-2007, 07:49 AM
True Story from Houston Medical Center
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> A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his [censored].
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> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
>ring in his pants pocket, and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
>jelly to slip the ring on his [censored] while he was asleep.
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> I don't know what's worse:
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> 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
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> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your [censored].
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> 3) Or finding out your [censored] fits through your wedding ring.
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> A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his [censored].
>
>
>
> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
>ring in his pants pocket, and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
>jelly to slip the ring on his [censored] while he was asleep.
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>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>
> I don't know what's worse:
>
>
>
> 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
>
> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your [censored].
>
> 3) Or finding out your [censored] fits through your wedding ring.