View Full Version : Sometimes men don't understand

02-11-2009, 11:21 PM
A man's wife had been in a coma for over 2 months.
Every day he'd visit her, and talk to her.
One day, one of the nirses mentioned to him, that when she gave his wife her daily bed bath, that the monitors seemed to get active when her privates were washed.
The nurse suggested that perhaps if he would give her oral sex, it might bring her out of the coma.
He was very sceptical..."Do you really think it will help her?", he asked, but the nurse reassured him that he could close the curtains and maintain their privacy. She assured him that they would watch the monitors from the nuring station, to see if there was any response.

So he closed the curtains, and after a few minutes the monitors went flat-line. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
The nurse rushed in, and asked "What happened?!?"

"I dunno" he said..."I think she choked".

02-19-2009, 01:49 PM