View Full Version : Horse and a chicken

03-06-2009, 12:08 AM
My alltime fave joke:
A horse and a chicken live on a farm. One spring there is a flash flood and all the animals are penned up in the barn for a few days. The moment they are let out, they race outside to run and play. Straight away, the horse falls into a mud pit and starts to drown.
"Omg, what am I going to do?!" thinks the chicken. So thinking fast, he races to the front of the farmer's house. Hops on his harley, drives around to the horse and tosses him a rope; pulling him out.
"Oh thank you!" says the horse. "Think nothing of it" replies the chicken.
A few days later the pit is smaller, but the chicken manages to trip and fall into it, downing.
"Omg, what am I going to do?!" thinks the horse. "I can't fit on a harley!"
So thinking fast, he runs over to the pit. Straddles it and leans down. The chicken grabs onto his 'junk' and he pulls him out.
And the moral of the story is:
"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a harley to pick up chicks."

03-06-2009, 12:22 PM
LMFAO now thats funny.