View Full Version : Dats Italian.....

03-06-2009, 01:00 PM
An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a
typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh 25 pounds, but the
Italian guy just shrugs and says, 'That's about average back home, folks. Like
I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino.'

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
'WOW'... one woman actually fainted
due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of that typical Italian
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets
about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. 'What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says....

'We had him circumcised.'