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NativeMomma
03-06-2009, 04:13 PM
New Sex Study...

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o282/nativemomma/dog.jpg

It has been determined, the most used Sexual position for married couples is
The doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.

Jackie B
03-07-2009, 10:42 AM
LOL Ain't that the truth?!?! LMBO

AmdWolfman
03-07-2009, 11:42 AM
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lectured by
telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything
involving the human body.' To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck
his finger in the **** of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his
mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When
everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, 'The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on
my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.'

Dragonfly
03-07-2009, 08:49 PM
ugh thats funny but oh so disgusting

Scoff
04-15-2009, 06:01 PM
You know, you hear this kind of stuff all the time ... no wonder so many married women find their men cheating on them.

If the wifey continuously says no, go look elsewhere. Plain and simple.

That way she gets what she wants (the husband not bugging her) and the guy is happier than he was before.

It's a win-win situation!

:p

Barry Morris
04-16-2009, 01:23 AM
Search for the story of the ten cow wife.

http://www.schooleyfiles.com/2006/10/johnny-lingo-and-ten-cow-wife.html

You get exactly what you pay for.