View Full Version : Home Depot scam... CAUTION

03-14-2009, 07:44 PM
Here is a "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last two months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a chamois and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they politely decline and instead ask for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and start crawling all over you. Meanwhile the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also December 2nd, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th and three times last Saturday. So tell your friends to be careful.

03-14-2009, 07:55 PM
Those guys in drag will get you everytime. Since you seem to be addicted to the fraud....is there something you want to tell us, 'thehawkshop'????

H.E. Pennypacker
03-14-2009, 07:58 PM
move to jokes

03-14-2009, 08:05 PM
Holy crap hermit just a joke , you know haha maybe put a smile on someones face after a long day type of thing . Yes please move this to jokes , sorry for the mix up! I remember when this a great please to come and have fun talking to good people not keyboard warriors .

03-14-2009, 08:36 PM
Too bad this wasnt true. I keep my wallet in my front pocket at all times so I would feel it being taken.

03-14-2009, 08:46 PM
Even if this is a joke, the title of your thread is misleading. This has nothing to do with Home Depot.

03-14-2009, 08:49 PM
well you got a chuckle out of me!!

Giggle Squirt
03-14-2009, 08:55 PM
So this is why my bf goes to home depo daily.. and comes back with nothing.

03-14-2009, 09:03 PM
Even if this is a joke, the title of your thread is misleading. This has nothing to do with Home Depot.

It's also irellevent; could have been Walmart, Zellers, whatever

Its a joke and I enjoyed it. Best be moved to jokes though, Soapbox seems sensitive tonight

03-15-2009, 01:12 AM
I never wanted my wallet stolen so badly in my life :p

03-15-2009, 11:26 AM
Hoo boy lighten up kids....

03-16-2009, 03:36 PM
Ok that's it. Off to buy several wallets then head to Homeless Despot to do some fishing.