Systematic Extinction of Gnomes.

[pylus]

Being a gnome was probably pretty cool back when they lived. The resugence looked promising for a while. There is a new breed called "garden fluffers" that seem to be trying to banish them once again....

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070622.wlstaging22/BNStory/lifeHouseHome/home

[NewCasa]

As far as I know there is only one gnome left alive. I believe he works as a travel consultant.

[verotik66]

the gnomes have been seen out by the airport!