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So my cat thinks its funny rubbing against my face first thing in the morning. My wife has 2 comforters on the bed, and thinks I'm cold in the middle of the night so I need to be covered up.
Anyway, I get sweaty, so when the cat rubs against my face the sweat clings to the fur and I have to shave twice.
So, todays prank was, I went to her food and water dish that is sitting on a rubber matt and I stuck a fork under the water dish. So when she was to stand on the matt it would catapult the water.
I waited patientlly then finally I had to lure her in with a treat, she pounced on it and she got soaked more then I expected!
07-03-2007, 11:32 PM
That's funny! I love tortchuring(sp) my mothers nasty cat!
07-03-2007, 11:34 PM
My question is ..why are there animals in your bed ? thats gross
07-03-2007, 11:36 PM
Macs...when you love your animals, they are part of your family...pretty much nowhere is off limits!! And good luck trying to enforce it...they have their ways of getting around it...
Macs, don't get me started on that one.
I don't allow the cat on the furniture if I catch them. Its not right for guests to be sitting on fur.
My wife and I keep our house SPOT less. Vacuum atleast 1 a day. I just hate pets on the furniture/beds/counters.
I was at a customers house, and saw the cat on the counter eating out of its dish. The customer asked if I would like something to drink, I was in the hot all day, but had to refuse LOL
Luv to be on the GO
07-03-2007, 11:39 PM
That`s not gross AT ALL !!!!!!
My dog is 3 and has slept in my bed every night since I got him
I wouldn`t have it any other way ...That`s my baby boy
If you had a dog you`d do the same thing Macs
You don`t know what your missing out on !!!!
07-03-2007, 11:41 PM
I wipe off my counter at least 20 times a day because that's where my cat likes to be. I'm sorry, but how the hell can I keep her off of it? I'd rather just spray and wipe, than stress over trying to keep her off it. And my drinking glasses don't have fur in them!!!! LOL!!
07-03-2007, 11:44 PM
my cockatiel would fly on my head in the morning & sleep there....of course, birds like to c-r-a-p alot so i guess all that fertilizer is why i got such a thick, vibrant head of hair today???
07-03-2007, 11:46 PM
Nothing furry in bed with me. DAMN.
Susyq, is that why you made me wax?
07-03-2007, 11:56 PM
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT MAN YOU WERN'T SUPPOSE TO REVEAL.
I even waxed the valley of the brown!
07-04-2007, 12:06 AM
Just think about "waxable parts" and put two and two together.
07-04-2007, 12:07 AM
07-04-2007, 12:11 AM
Youch ok got ya now! SQUEEZIN MY LEGS TOGETHER.
Anyway back to my cat. She was a wet [censored]!
07-04-2007, 12:32 AM
Better watch out Jumba cats have NINE LIVES you have only 1 she'll get even.
07-04-2007, 07:00 AM
That is too funny. Cats are pretty stubborn and she will continue to get you back! When my cat was young she would hide in the dark and when I went by she would jump out at me, swat me with her paw and boot away. Scared me badly sometimes! Good times.
07-04-2007, 08:32 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JumbaMya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I even waxed the valley of the brown! </div></div>
thats gross, but funny /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif
07-04-2007, 09:19 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Macs</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My question is ..why are there animals in your bed ? thats gross </div></div>
Hey! My kitty sleeps with me! So there. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif
07-04-2007, 10:16 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JumbaMya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL
Anyway back to my cat. She was a wet [censored]! </div></div>
Oh here we go again. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif
Hey i'm the king at making *****s wet
supersoaker, water dishes, and good ole ummm n/m
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