View Full Version : Nudist colony

08-03-2009, 11:31 PM
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes
and started to wander around the area.
A gorgeous petite blonde walked by,and the man
immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection,
came over to him and asked,
'Did you call for me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
She said, 'You must be new here.
Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection,
it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel
eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's
facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he

Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out
of the steam room toward him.. 'Did you call
for me? ' asked the hairy man.
'No, What do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man,
'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for
The huge man easily spun
him around, put him over a bench and had his

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he
was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist,'May I help
you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the key
back and you can keep the $500 membership

'But, Sir,' she replied, "you've only been here a few hours.
You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities."

'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old.
I only get an erection once a week, but I fart
12 times a day.
I'm outta Here!

08-04-2009, 11:43 AM