PDA

View Full Version : school answering machine



Sweet Little Sister
08-11-2009, 10:37 AM
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

H.E. Pennypacker
08-11-2009, 10:49 AM
belongs in the jokes area.

Daiv
08-11-2009, 11:12 AM
I agree with Pennypacker.
It should be moved.

The Nazi comment was kind of ridiculous, if you ask me.
SooNet was DESIGNED with certain areas for topics.

Xzavia
08-11-2009, 11:15 AM
LMAO!!! Love it!!!

H.E. Pennypacker
08-11-2009, 11:24 AM
I agree with Pennypacker.
It should be moved.

The Nazi comment was kind of ridiculous, if you ask me.
SooNet was DESIGNED with certain areas for topics.

yeah, ridiculous, rude and immature, but then again, this is soonet..they just don't know any better. shame on you bouffant.

SusyQ
08-11-2009, 11:27 AM
Oh my GOSH! A post that actually made me laugh on Soapbox. Shame on her. Gimmie a break guys. She didn't hurt anyone with her post so freakin RELAX!

H.E. Pennypacker
08-11-2009, 11:39 AM
we didnt say she did hurt anyone suzy. it's the negative comments that followed after a word of advice before the mods moved in.

SusyQ
08-11-2009, 11:42 AM
Well my dear Penny we just take it where it came from. Need I say more.

Daiv
08-11-2009, 01:52 PM
Give ME a break.
If one thread gets moved for being in the wrong area, then ALL threads should get moved.

Kittie
08-11-2009, 08:59 PM
I agree with Daiv.. every other thread should be organized now.

That's rediculous.

LOL its a good one though.