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Big Guy
09-18-2009, 05:59 AM
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and
then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "Around 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
fast cars, baseball, super models, favourite fast foods, guns, and
women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Duuuh, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly.

"So...............you gon-na cheer for the Toronto Maple Leafs a-gain this year?"