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Giggle Squirt
09-25-2009, 05:39 PM
How come strippers in canada get offended when some one tries to go up with a toonie or loonie, but in the states getting one dollar bills stuffed into your thong is not a big deal? I am sure when we had a 1 and 2 dollar bill it wasn't a big deal for strippers to get tipped one or two dollars....

$Spendbender$
09-25-2009, 05:47 PM
Probably because in most states, they still have to wear bottoms.

In Canada they take them off.

Think about it.

NewCasa
09-25-2009, 05:48 PM
Loonies and toonies are cold.

$Spendbender$
09-25-2009, 05:55 PM
..you're getting closer...

NewCasa
09-25-2009, 05:57 PM
..you're getting closer...

I am NOT going there!

1337
09-25-2009, 06:04 PM
Because it's the males with the coin purse.

rmkryan
09-25-2009, 06:10 PM
I'm proud to be a canadian!

1337
09-25-2009, 06:14 PM
If anything, i'd leave the bills on stage. No way i'm getting Rosy Rotten Crotch to dip her clam shell on my face and picking up the bill with her snail trail.

Giggle Squirt
09-25-2009, 06:16 PM
So when I go out of town and you pay 80$ to just talk to a stripper that makes you proud to be a canadian? Most guys would of put the 80$ towards a better stripper.

Giggle Squirt
09-25-2009, 06:17 PM
If anything, i'd leave the bills on stage. No way i'm getting Rosy Rotten Crotch to dip her clam shell on my face and picking up the bill with her snail trail.


You might as well just go to the geratric unit. Same result.

1337
09-25-2009, 06:18 PM
You might as well just go to the geratric unit. Same result.

Big difference, I don't need Oyster Shuckers and a pair of leather gloves at the strip club.

1337
09-25-2009, 06:19 PM
So when I go out of town and you pay 80$ to just talk to a stripper that makes you proud to be a canadian? Most guys would of put the 80$ towards a better stripper.

Hahahah for $80 i can get her to change Throbby's diaper!

Bluesky
09-25-2009, 06:35 PM
OK, I have not frequented a strip joint since I was fifteen (and the legal age was 21) and that was back in the 60's.. you mean they take it ALL off these days?!? EVERYTHING?? Slap me and call me naive. Where have I been?

Giggle Squirt
09-25-2009, 06:37 PM
Well last time I went to a strip joint the took it all off and that was like last christmas.

cutie22
09-25-2009, 06:40 PM
I know someone that gave a stripper in the states Canadian tire money and told her that the funny looking guy in the picture was like our president. She actually believed him. Than another stripper thought the loonie and toonie were so cool that she didn't have a problem taking it.

1337
09-25-2009, 06:46 PM
OK, I have not frequented a strip joint since I was fifteen (and the legal age was 21) and that was back in the 60's.. you mean they take it ALL off these days?!? EVERYTHING?? Slap me and call me naive. Where have I been?


They take it ALL off and do things that make porno stars throw up!!!! Stripping, in my mind, used to be all right. Just dancing naked. Now they do some stuff that'll make your head spin!

bluekrissyspikes
09-25-2009, 08:31 PM
really? i didn't know that. i thought they just danced naked. well, i know male strippers do more than that but i didn't know it was the same for the girls. that's yucky.

1337
09-25-2009, 09:03 PM
Girls act more crazy around male strippers than males around female strippers.

KRP
09-25-2009, 11:19 PM
Girls act more crazy around male strippers than males around female strippers.

Yes that's true! When I was working in a bar a few years back and they had the male strippers there.... the woman were crazy!

dancingqueen
09-26-2009, 03:52 AM
I wish we had ,ale strippers here :( I get a certain kind of lonely that only a stripper can comfort

Broken
09-26-2009, 07:37 AM
what are ale strippers?

1337
09-26-2009, 11:05 AM
Maybe he meant alcohol?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/232523351_31143e69cd.jpg?v=0

Stripper ale!

Peety
09-26-2009, 11:15 AM
I wish we had ,ale strippers here :( I get a certain kind of lonely that only a stripper can comfort

can comfort

awwweeeee

Giggle Squirt
09-26-2009, 01:24 PM
DQ you can come to my batchelorette party (if I ever have one) and I will get a special stripper just for you!

Intangible
09-26-2009, 05:06 PM
if anything, i'd leave the bills on stage. No way i'm getting rosy rotten crotch to dip her clam shell on my face and picking up the bill with her snail trail.

lmfao...

Bluesky
09-26-2009, 10:29 PM
Sorry I asked. I am so outta here! Some get comfort. I get the heebie jeebies.