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Jack Butler
11-28-2009, 03:52 PM
An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot"?
He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;
Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the
Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;
flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain, so I reckon, I am a pilot."

She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!!
Well...I'm a lesbian!
I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women, so that's why I'm a lesbian."

The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.

Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."

Anapeg
11-28-2009, 04:45 PM
Huh, I must be from Lebanon too.