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12-21-2009, 06:58 PM
An old lady had a visit from a Fairy God Mother ( not DQ ). She was granted three wishes. Her first wish was to be young and beautiful again as in her youth. POOF! She was young and beautiful again. Her second wish was for wealth beyond words, POOF! She was rich. For her third wish she thought long and hard ( leave it alone and don't get ahead of me! ). She spied her old Tom cat and said "I want him to be young and handsome and human and be in love with me and only me. POOF! He was human, young and healthy.

The ex cat now a handsome young man grabbed the now beautiful and rich young woman and started kissing her face and neck and shoulders . They both moaned and sweat and fondled one another. Finally stopping to catch his breath the new lover looked deeply into the woman's eyes and in a deep sensual voice he said " I have one question to ask you"

The woman gasped "what, anything, I will tell you anything you want to know"

The ex cat looked deeply into her eyes and said " Why in hell did you have me neutered for when I was just a kitten"!

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12-21-2009, 07:11 PM
Hahaha. I like it Anapeg.

12-21-2009, 07:17 PM
Hahaha. I like it Anapeg.

I thought you might.