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HDV
01-06-2010, 11:50 AM
If you consider it a sport to sit in a ice hut all day long with a rod & reel just to put perch in your freezer, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie



If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Wawa is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November - March, you might live in Sault Ste Marie



If you instinctively walk like a penguin for 5 months out of the year, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie.



If someone in a store offers you assistance, & they don't work there, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie; because you're all so damn friendly.



If you have ever worn shorts, sunglasses & a parka at the same time, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie.



If your town has an equal number of bars & churches, or if you are in church & your priest or minister asks you to pray for the Greyhounds, & wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. puck drop, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie.



If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Sault Ste Marie.



YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Sooite when:
1. 'Vacation' means going to your cottage for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day & back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2' of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You carry jumper cables in your car & your wife knows how to use them.
7. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
8. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
9. You know all 4 seasons: summer, fall, winter, still winter & road construction.



10. Down South to you means Sault Ste Marie, Michigan.
11. You find '0' degrees 'a little chilly.'
12. You go out to fish fry every Friday, Prime Rib on Saturday & bingo every Wednesday.
13. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
14. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
15. Your snowblower is stuck on the roof.
16. You actually understand these jokes,& you forward them to all your Sault Ste. Marie friends!

NewCasa
01-06-2010, 12:22 PM
Hah! #1 is wrong! So #2 should be: You know #1 is wrong. And you know why!

Chester Field
01-07-2010, 04:17 PM
Hah! #1 is wrong! So #2 should be: You know #1 is wrong. And you know why!
Is it because we go to camp and not 'the cottage"? ;)

Barry Morris
01-07-2010, 10:56 PM
Is it because we go to camp and not 'the cottage"? ;)

Obviously.

Just another turkey who couldn't find the Sault on a map.