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Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:06 PM
I am so bored and it really sucks! I need something to do. Any ideas?

mistyblue
01-09-2010, 08:11 PM
Wach a movie, pick your nose, call a friend, go for a walk, clean your house. Go to bed I don`t know.

bluekrissyspikes
01-09-2010, 08:12 PM
spank the naughty monkey

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:14 PM
No good movies to watch and too lazy to go to blockbuster, called my single friends and they are all gone out, my married ones at home too, too cold to go for a walk, too early to go to bed and I spanked that monkey numerous times already today so he is pretty tired now.

Amaranth
01-09-2010, 08:15 PM
I am bored too. I think I am going to go for a walk if I can get off my lazy butt. lol

Amaranth
01-09-2010, 08:16 PM
No good movies to watch and too lazy to go to blockbuster, called my single friends and they are all gone out, my married ones at home too, too cold to go for a walk, too early to go to bed and I spanked that monkey numerous times already today so he is pretty tired now.

Numerous times? Then you might want to take some time and look after your callouses. That will kill a lot of time lol.

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:17 PM
Numerous times? Then you might want to take some time and look after your callouses. That will kill a lot of time lol.

Lots of lubrication does not cause callouses. The monkey is out of fuel though for today:tongue:

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 08:19 PM
They say when you get bored of the 5 on one, you should call a friend :tongue:
(by "they" I mean "me")

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:20 PM
They say when you get bored of the 5 on one, you should call a friend :tongue:
(by "they" I mean "me")

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:tongue:

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 08:21 PM
I'll be right over!

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:21 PM
As long as you play the girl this time:wink: come on over....

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 08:32 PM
got my nurse outfit on... :)
Is the wife gonna join in this time, or is she still shy? :wink:

bluekrissyspikes
01-09-2010, 08:33 PM
gay men have all the fun! plus they don't have to worry about any of those pesty crying, pooping side effects....lol

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:34 PM
got my nurse outfit on... :)
Is the wife gonna join in this time, or is she still shy? :wink:

She just wants to watch again. Also i am in the mood for a maid tonight cause the nurse is getting boring.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 08:38 PM
okay... I have to change now... Give her a camera, maybe she'll get more comfortable... That's how I got started. :wink:

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 08:39 PM
gay men have all the fun! plus they don't have to worry about any of those pesty crying, pooping side effects....lol

I know... Thank God too.... I would have soooooo many kids :omg:

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 08:40 PM
And remember guys.... it's not gay if he's giving you a BJ :teeth:

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 08:41 PM
And remember guys.... it's not gay if he's giving you a BJ :teeth:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

dilligaff
01-09-2010, 09:01 PM
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Babzz
01-09-2010, 09:04 PM
Mustang heart is playing at reggies :)
I am going dancing

Peety
01-09-2010, 09:20 PM
I just got home from skating.2 hours went quick.

Peety
01-09-2010, 09:38 PM
And remember guys.... it's not gay if he's giving you a BJ :teeth:

LOL,

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 09:39 PM
LOL,

Don't laugh. He just left and I am telling you I am not gay:wink:

Peety
01-09-2010, 09:42 PM
Don't laugh. He just left and I am telling you I am not gay:wink:

Did you take care of being bored?

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 09:45 PM
Did you take care of being bored?

Somewhat but could use a little more action of one sort or another though.

Peety
01-09-2010, 09:45 PM
Somewhat but could use a little more action of one sort or another though.

Sausage comes to mind.

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 09:47 PM
Sausage comes to mind.

I can guarantee you he left full too:zip:

No Drama Please
01-09-2010, 09:59 PM
As long as you play the girl this time come on over....



got my nurse outfit on... :)
Is the wife gonna join in this time, or is she still shy? :wink:

You two are soooo cute together!

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 10:03 PM
Somewhat but could use a little more action of one sort or another though.

Well, I suppose I could come back... I got this dominatrix outfit I've been dying to try out :)

No Drama Please
01-09-2010, 10:04 PM
Well, I suppose I could come back... I got this dominatrix outfit I've been dying to try out :)

I bet an Evil Monkey would love that outfit! He would be all over you like a monkey with a banana :)

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 10:04 PM
Well, I suppose I could come back... I got this dominatrix outfit I've been dying to try out :)

It's quite the drive for you to come all the way back down here. I have been a bad boy though so maybe it would work out.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 10:07 PM
I don't mind the drive.... other people on the road make me angry, so I'll have some pent up frustration to take out on you ;)

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 10:09 PM
I don't mind the drive.... other people on the road make me angry, so I'll have some pent up frustration to take out on you ;)

I guess I will go jump in the shower again then so I am all squeaky clean for you! Not too late though cause I have to go to church in the morning:tongue:

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 10:11 PM
well, I'll make sure you don't have to worry about confession :wink:

Evil Monkey
01-09-2010, 10:12 PM
well, I'll make sure you don't have to worry about confession :wink:

Too late for that :eekm:

NewCasa
01-09-2010, 10:53 PM
Ok, so you know when you watch a movie with your hands over your eyes, but leave a little space you can see through? Yeah.....

You guys are truly sick! Funny. But sick.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 10:54 PM
It's like a train wreck... it's terrible, but you just can't help but too watch :p

NewCasa
01-09-2010, 10:56 PM
It's like a train wreck... it's terrible, but you just can't help but too watch :p

Yup, you nailed it DQ. Just like a deer in the headlights.

Barry Morris
01-09-2010, 11:02 PM
gay men have all the fun! plus they don't have to worry about any of those pesty crying, pooping side effects....lol

But then, they end up dying lonely.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 11:04 PM
But then, they end up dying lonely.

really?
How so?

Barry Morris
01-09-2010, 11:08 PM
I saw my kids crying when my dad passed away. I expect my grandkids to do the same at my passing someday.

I would think that most gays have no such expectations.

Fyre
01-09-2010, 11:14 PM
I saw my kids crying when my dad passed away. I expect my grandkids to do the same at my passing someday.

I would think that most gays have no such expectations.

Get your head out of the clouds.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 11:15 PM
I saw my kids crying when my dad passed away. I expect my grandkids to do the same at my passing someday.

I would think that most gays have no such expectations.

interesting way of looking at things, so, is it safe to say that couples that cannot have children for whatever medical reason will "die alone" as you put it?

Just curious because as it seems, you have a very interesting perspective on the matter.

NewCasa
01-09-2010, 11:22 PM
interesting way of looking at things, so, is it safe to say that couples that cannot have children for whatever medical reason will "die alone" as you put it?

Just curious because as it seems, you have a very interesting perspective on the matter.

You should be sainted.

No Drama Please
01-09-2010, 11:25 PM
I have friend who are gay. I am not gay. I would never let a gay friend die alone. A friend is a friend. Their sexual orientation does not affect my friendship with them. I would hug them, tell them I love them, and make sure they felt cared for...no matter what.

Fyre
01-09-2010, 11:25 PM
You should be sainted.

No kidding. I went from zero to blood boiling in about .02- I don't know how DQ does it.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 11:28 PM
That's just it, I think SB has different ideas as to what is "alone" I suppose, to him, "alone" is to not have grandchildren, I can respect that, I challenge you though SB, to find meaningful togetherness with others.
I also want to add, that in today's world, people who are like minded to you (Want grandchildren) who happen to be gay, are quite able to have grandchildren just as a straight person can. It of course would be up to the children to decide if they want tchildren.

NewCasa
01-09-2010, 11:28 PM
No kidding. I went from zero to blood boiling in about .02- I don't know how DQ does it.

And I totally know which one this is :)

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 11:29 PM
No kidding. I went from zero to blood boiling in about .02- I don't know how DQ does it.

SB is a nice guy, I like to think his intentions are not to be insulting.
That's always what I look at before I decide if I want to get defensive or not. I am far from perfect though ;) sometimes my emotions do get the better of me :)

No Drama Please
01-09-2010, 11:32 PM
DQ...you have many friends here who will ensure you are not alone! And my grandchildren will help to make that happen :)

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 11:39 PM
DQ...you have many friends here who will ensure you are not alone! And my grandchildren will help to make that happen :)

awww, thanks NDP :) I am by no means worried about being alone :) Everywhere I look are people who care about me and love me :)

Giggle Squirt
01-09-2010, 11:44 PM
I <3 you DQ!!!

No Drama Please
01-09-2010, 11:49 PM
Giggle and I will look after you!

Giggle Squirt
01-09-2010, 11:50 PM
when you die i will do a tequila shot in your honour.

NewCasa
01-09-2010, 11:51 PM
awww, thanks NDP :) I am by no means worried about being alone :) Everywhere I look are people who care about me and love me :)


That doesn't surprise me even a little bit.

SB - you just don't seem to get it. Love has zero to do with sexuality. It has to do with people. Too bad your God can't explain that to you.

dancingqueen
01-09-2010, 11:51 PM
awwww, shucks you guys :embarassed:

everywoman
01-09-2010, 11:59 PM
I'll bring the jello shooters!

everywoman
01-10-2010, 12:00 AM
Wait.....maybe we shouldn't be celebrating the end of your life quite yet!!

Giggle Squirt
01-10-2010, 12:01 AM
well dq, were planning your death. Any special requests?

everywoman
01-10-2010, 12:01 AM
When my Grampa passed last year, we made Rusty Nails, and gathered around his bedside and toasted him. He would have loved it!

No Drama Please
01-10-2010, 12:03 AM
Haha...in my honour, please have rye and water jello shots.

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 12:04 AM
You guys sound a little too excited for my demise... not sure If I should feel honored, or worried... :confused2:

everywoman
01-10-2010, 12:05 AM
Yeah, do rye, or really good wine for me!! Just so ya know!

everywoman
01-10-2010, 12:05 AM
You guys sound a little too excited for my demise... not sure If I should feel honored, or worried... :confused2:

That's why I added what I did! Getting a wee morbid here huh?:confused2:

Giggle Squirt
01-10-2010, 12:06 AM
when I die i want to be stood up in a corner with a string attached to my hand and when the door open's it makes it look like i am waving! I also want to be burried looking like a pin up girl!!! i also want to record my voice when i am alive and have it say "thanks for comming to my funeral" when ever i wave at the guests.

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 12:09 AM
those are some interesting thoughts Giggle :)

Giggle Squirt
01-10-2010, 12:23 AM
ya i would love to attend my own funeral

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 12:25 AM
I would too, but only if I was a ghost and I could be a **** to the people that said mean stuff about me ;)

NewCasa
01-10-2010, 12:44 AM
Yeah, do rye, or really good wine for me!! Just so ya know!

I'll go with the Goldschlager and whatever shots. Those and the Marguerita shots were the best.

everywoman
01-10-2010, 12:58 AM
I haven't been introduced to the pleasures of of Goldschlager shots....jello ones? Or just straight outta the bottle?

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 01:02 AM
NoCasa... you wouldn't actually let her do that would you?

everywoman
01-10-2010, 01:05 AM
Do what????

NewCasa
01-10-2010, 01:05 AM
I haven't been introduced to the pleasures of of Goldschlager shots....jello ones? Or just straight outta the bottle?

Jello shots where what I had. At New Years. They were awesome.

NewCasa
01-10-2010, 01:06 AM
NoCasa... you wouldn't actually let her do that would you?

Yeah. What she said.

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 01:09 AM
Goldshlagger jello shots just seems.... wrong

everywoman
01-10-2010, 01:09 AM
Whaaaa??????

everywoman
01-10-2010, 01:12 AM
Ok, I get it now! What kind of jello would it be mixed with?

NewCasa
01-10-2010, 01:12 AM
Ok, I get it now!

Not me. What am I missing?

They were really good......

everywoman
01-10-2010, 01:14 AM
I get that DQ thinks that it wouldn't be good to hand goldschlager jello shooters cause he thinks they sound gross!

NewCasa
01-10-2010, 01:17 AM
I get that DQ thinks that it wouldn't be good to hand goldschlager jello shooters cause he thinks they sound gross!

His loss. More for me!! :) :) :)

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 01:18 AM
not necessarily gross... just... incompatible.

NewCasa
01-10-2010, 01:19 AM
not necessarily gross... just... incompatible.

Never know till you try it!

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 01:27 AM
This is true

Fyre
01-10-2010, 01:32 AM
Ok, I get it now! What kind of jello would it be mixed with?

Well, the attempt to mix it with Apple jello was there, but not feasible as Canada doesn't sell such a product - it is only available in the States. Therefore, the jello of choice (as strange as it might sound) was Peach. Apparently they were really good.

everywoman
01-10-2010, 01:42 AM
Yeah, I don't see it....

Evil Monkey
01-10-2010, 11:15 AM
See, I had this name before Evil Monkey had his.

It's seems as though you are mistaken as I registered here a month before you. Me thinks you are someone else who was recently banned just with a second account as you still seem to have an issue with me!

SIMBA
01-10-2010, 09:15 PM
Lots of lubrication does not cause callouses. The monkey is out of fuel though for today:tongue:


LMAO!!! You kill me!

1337
01-10-2010, 09:46 PM
gay men have all the fun! plus they don't have to worry about any of those pesty crying, pooping side effects....lol


Or do they?? LOL

dancingqueen
01-10-2010, 11:09 PM
I guess it depends on what your into :wink:

bluekrissyspikes
01-11-2010, 07:35 AM
oh my..........lol
okay but at least there side effect goes away when the deed is done. mine will be here for the next 17 years or so