View Full Version : Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

01-26-2010, 08:42 PM
Dear Help Me:

I have a dillema and I hope you can help me.

For quite some time now, I've been suspecting my wife of cheating on me.
She has been spending a lot of nights "out with the girls" until the wee hours.
Whenever I ask who was she with, she just says "Girls from work...you don't know them".
Well for the longest time, I really didn't want to know the truth, but in the last couple of weeks she's been out every night and I hardly ever see her.

So, last night I decided I'd wait up for her. She wasn't home by 2:00am so I went to the garage, and hid behind my hockey equipment and waited.
At 3:45 a car pulled up, and she got out. I watched her buttoning up her blouse, and then to my horror she pulled her panties from her purse and slipped them on as she came up the driveway.

As I tried to get a better view between my hockey bag and my stick, I noticed a tiny hairline crack on the carbon fibre shaft of my stick.

Can I get that repaired locally, or should I send it back to the factory?

Barry Morris
01-26-2010, 10:22 PM
No wonder!!!

Jack Butler
01-27-2010, 12:13 PM

01-28-2010, 08:02 AM

01-29-2010, 03:52 AM
The women always say "No wonder!" (No offence intended Soundbear)
The guys get it that some things are important, and some things just seem important.

Barry Morris
01-29-2010, 08:41 AM
Just to clarify, the women say, no wonder she's stepping out!!!