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Jack Butler
09-03-2010, 08:46 PM
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink as he's waiting he notices a very large jar stuffed with ten dollar bills".

"What's the jar of money for" he asks?

"Well", says the bartender, "there's 3 tests and if you pass them all you get the money".

The man then asks, "what's the tests"?

"No" says the bartender, "you gotta pay the ten bucks to find out", so the man gives the bar tender the ten bucks.

"Ok", says the bartender, "here they is the first test".

"You have to chug this whole bottle of pepper tequila straight down without stopping".

"The second test is there's a pitbull out back with a toothache and you gotta pull it".

"The third test is, theres a ninety year old woman upstairs who's never been sexually satisfied, you gotta make things right with her".

The mans says "forget it" but after a while and a few drinks he walks back to the bartender and says " gimme the tequila"!

So he chugs it straight down and with tear rolling down his face he says, "ok the dogs next".

Next thing you know, they hear all this noise and screaming coming from out back and then total silence.

They all figure he's dead when all of a sudden the doors bursts open and the man yells, "ok where's that old broad with the toothache"

Luv to be on the GO
09-04-2010, 12:00 AM
OMG that was a good one Jack !!

Dragonfly
09-10-2010, 08:08 PM
gross lol

CANDY_74
11-25-2010, 03:28 PM
lol..that was a good one