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MaO3
11-22-2010, 12:44 PM
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing

Some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.



Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,

"Notice anything different about me?"



Margaret looked him over. "Nope."



Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into

The kitchen completely naked except for the boots.



Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything

Different NOW?"



Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?

It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down

Again tomorrow."



Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,

MARGARET?"



"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.



"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"



Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.

Shoulda bought a hat."

Peety
11-22-2010, 03:04 PM
Ha,Ha, Love it!

Dragonfly
11-23-2010, 09:20 PM
hehe cute