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Jack Butler
12-04-2010, 07:00 PM
A teacher is explaining Biology to her fourth grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat that stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must have been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty raised her back, and went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!,Ffffff!' but before she could say '****!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.

Barry Morris
12-05-2010, 08:40 AM
Luckily, I read the porcupine joke before I read this one!!! :) :) :)