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MaO3
05-04-2011, 11:43 AM
Never Pi$$ Off a Nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a
royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his
staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.


The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his
room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for
several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.


"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral
thermometer." This started another round of complaining but eventually he
rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the
thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"


She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath
as he heard people walking past his door, laughing..... After about 20 minutes,
the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the
doctor.


Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?"


After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."

Dragonfly
05-05-2011, 05:14 PM
hehe