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Anapeg
08-20-2011, 11:12 AM
I no longer feel left out. I was contacted by an Asian male who informed me in his best broken English that my computer was broke. He had too much trouble making out what I was saying in my East Indian accent. I had the best 17 minutes of pure fun in a long long time.

By the by my name was Random Bagcheck. GAD! Too funny!:secret:

magic mushroom
08-20-2011, 11:20 AM
17 minutes! lol, you have way more patience than I.

official soonet pu$$ycat
08-20-2011, 01:46 PM
17 minutes! lol, you have way more patience than I.

Your avatar should be banned!!! As should Price is Right

A*lil*Loopy
08-20-2011, 03:25 PM
Kudos to you!! Nothing better than having a little therapeutic moment with a scammer.
Please next time you know it's a telemarketer, please, please pick up the phone and say "RCMP Fraud Division, this call is monitored for your protection" But remember to say it slow and clear and I bet they don't ever call you back.

Anapeg
08-20-2011, 05:11 PM
I drove him NUTS! He repeated himself so often his English got much better by the time he hung up in frustration.

A*lil*Loopy
08-20-2011, 05:14 PM
Hey, you could start teaching English as a second language for telemarketers. Do you think they'd buy into that? They could just give you their credit card information and then you could help them out.............lol.

Anapeg
08-20-2011, 05:18 PM
Hey, you could start teaching English as a second language for telemarketers. Do you think they'd buy into that? They could just give you their credit card information and then you could help them out.............lol.

Can we discuss this further over a beer or several?

A*lil*Loopy
08-20-2011, 05:26 PM
After I get home tonight I think I'm going to getting into the gin. I'd be happy to draw up a business plan for you concerning this new idea..............but first I'll need your credit card information.
Seriously, some of us have to go for a drink sometime and hopefully outside on a patio rather than indoors. That way if we get loud nobody can complain too much.

Anapeg
08-20-2011, 05:56 PM
I am down with that. "cause ah kin smuk on a pat tio.

A*lil*Loopy
08-20-2011, 05:58 PM
I can't even describe how much I miss that some days. Even after almost 10 years. It's stupid people that usually make me crave it, or loud music and alcohol.

Anapeg
08-20-2011, 06:57 PM
PFFTT! Then you better avoid me like the plague!

Soonet-china
08-20-2011, 07:38 PM
Next time a telemarketer calls you try and sell them something or act really manic on the phone ! Repeat the same thing over and over until they hangup, dont let them talk !

1337
08-20-2011, 08:28 PM
lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VZ0Mqa4QGA

Same person I think :)

Soonet-china
08-20-2011, 08:36 PM
Or repeat everything the telemarketer says to you, until they hang up