View Full Version : 18 Wheeler Licence

09-01-2011, 04:34 PM
The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day...

I was waiting at a red light when a van load of (pick your favorite stereotype...today I'll use...) Lawyers pulled up beside me.
We were both sitting there when the van pulled out into the intersection and immediately got T-Boned and crushed by an 18 Wheeler, instantly killing everyone inside.

I was thinking to myself...Oh my god...That could have been me.

Tomorrow, I'm getting my 18 Wheeler licence.

09-01-2011, 06:26 PM
I can see me employing this in so many improper places so as to embarrass my wife completely. With any luck she will stop talking to me.

Barry Morris
09-01-2011, 10:16 PM
Wait till I send her this crack!!!