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chrism4
08-14-2007, 04:18 AM
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


1.. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2.. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3.. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?

4.. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5.. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.

6.. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7.. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8.. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10.. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

Bufford
08-14-2007, 08:11 AM
number 1 is so funny

Intangible
08-14-2007, 08:59 AM
I love it.

MaO3
08-14-2007, 10:02 AM
That was great, thanks for sharing it.

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kitca
08-14-2007, 11:53 AM
its so true eh!!!

tippikitty
08-14-2007, 03:56 PM
/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif That was awesome. I just love #6.

A*lil*Loopy
08-14-2007, 09:09 PM
Sounds like someone interviewed my dogs. Love it!!