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Bill Nash
12-07-2011, 08:36 AM
Two women in heaven, ....

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!!

Larimar
12-08-2011, 12:38 AM
This gave me a chuckle.

Barry Morris
12-10-2011, 02:59 PM
"I love hanging with younger folks. Those old jokes are all new to them."

Larimar
12-12-2011, 05:30 PM
Sometimes they are new to old people too- They forget they told them already ;p

Barry Morris
12-12-2011, 06:10 PM
That is so true.

You remember all the stories.

You just can't remember who you told!!!