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Bill Nash
02-09-2012, 10:36 AM
Eight of Saddam's body doubles were in a bar in Baghdad lamenting over future employment since Saddam had been missing for three days.

Just then, the Deputy Prime Minister walked into the bar and approached the men, "Gentlemen, I have good news and I have bad news, .... which would you like to hear first?"

The eight Saddam body doubles looked at each other inquisitively, and then one spoke up, "We would like to hear the good news first", he said.

"Well", said the Deputy Prime Minister, "We have found Saddam alive and he is back in the Imperial Palace, .... so you all still have a job!"

The men cheered and hugged each other in joyous celebration as the Deputy Prime Minister continued, ".... the bad news is, ..... he's missing an arm!"

Barry Morris
02-09-2012, 07:09 PM
Coulda been worse!! :) :) :)