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GenX
08-22-2007, 08:58 PM
Let me be the first to offer you a cigar on the impending birth of your new baby

http://www.cigarshere.com/images/Cigars4.jpg

Congratulations, and best of luck to the new and 'improved' family /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

1337
08-22-2007, 08:59 PM
WHOOT CONGRATS

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:02 PM
And you know this how?

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:03 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And you know this how? </div></div>


Ooops...Ummm, I swear, we can take tests...I was only over to drop off some packages last December...errr...

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:03 PM
Read my signature file.


Thanks Speedy. But I think you are up to something lol

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:04 PM
Hans, relax...


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">7 days to the birth of our little girl, Ava! Big brother Max is very excited. </div></div>

And no, I'm not up to anything. It's an exciting time for you two /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:05 PM
Your signature file does not mention my name. And remember, this news comes from someone who claimed yesterday I sell swing sets.

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:05 PM
Thanks Speedy. It is very exciting. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:05 PM
The swinging obviously got the better of him.

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:06 PM
Geez, Hans, you do have some anger issues.

Can't even accept a gesture of goodwill.

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:07 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Your signature file does not mention my name. And remember, this news comes from someone who claimed yesterday I sell swing sets. </div></div>

Monkey bars...get it right! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:07 PM
Smoking is bad for your health, so why would you offer me a cigar? Not to mention I do not smoke.

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:08 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Your signature file does not mention my name. </div></div>

Ummm, no...but does the fact Adigirl has referred to you as her husband count for anything?

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:09 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Smoking is bad for your health, so why would you offer me a cigar? Not to mention I do not smoke. </div></div>

Well...it's kind of a gesture that is common in North America when someone has a newborn.

What do you do in Belgium, hand them needles to free-base with?

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:09 PM
Cigars are traditionally given out by the father to all his relatives and friends to celebrate the birth of a child. You don't have to smoke it. It is just a symbol.

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:10 PM
Is that the same reasoning as someone who I will not name called you her pookie last week?

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:11 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is that the same reasoning as someone who I will not name called you her pookie last week?
</div></div>

What are you implying, that I have a heroin fiend for a girlfriend? /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:12 PM
I'm REALLY regretting the fact I even started this thread... /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:13 PM
I am not implying anything, merely stating you have no way of knowing who is who on this board.

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:14 PM
You're right, I don't know you from Adam...but I do know you're an expectant father, and I'm proud of you...I was there once.

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:14 PM
And you know this how?

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:16 PM
????? Because I talk about the fact that we are expecting.

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:16 PM
Hans, do you have to be a private eye to read this on the bottom of your wife's avatar, "7 days to the birth of our little girl, Ava! Big brother Max is very excited", and deduce you are having a baby soon? Like in, oh, I don't know...seven days or so?

chase_me
08-22-2007, 09:17 PM
ugh some people lmao, hans adi has mentioned you are her hubby, she is expecting a baby so one would assume either you too are expecting or adi much like Lucy has some splainin to do lmao

Macs II
08-22-2007, 09:17 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: adigirl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">????? Because I talk about the fact that we are expecting.
</div></div>

Do you two live in a same house /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:18 PM
You make no sense. You admit you don't know me from Adam, but you know who my wife is? Has it occurred to you you might be assuming to much here?

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:18 PM
Sometimes I wonder lol

Macs II
08-22-2007, 09:20 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You make no sense. You admit you don't know me from Adam, but you know who my wife is? Has it occurred to you you might be assuming to much here? </div></div>

Everyone here knows she's your wife ..now just relax /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:21 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You make no sense. You admit you don't know me from Adam, but you know who my wife is? Has it occurred to you you might be assuming to much here? </div></div>

Hans, you're right. I jump to conclusions way too fast.

Just because Adigirl has talked about you being her husband, and just because she has talked about buying a crib and all for the expectant newborn, and just because she has beneath her avatar that you are expecting a newborn in seven days...I am being overly-presumptuous to assume you are expecting a baby in seven days or so.

Sorry.

Sophie's_Mommy
08-22-2007, 09:21 PM
lol, ya shes only said it about a billion times, that Hans is her hubby..lol..

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:23 PM
Most of the time I am proud. rofl

puppy
08-22-2007, 09:24 PM
maybe he does not want to think about the no sleep days for a little while or he hoped the woman would be preggo longer..lol

j/k hans....

Sophie's_Mommy
08-22-2007, 09:24 PM
lol @ adigirl,

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:25 PM
Wonder if he'll think I'm a stalker if I ask him how Max is doing?

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:25 PM
I know I am not the only married woman slumping down pretending she doesn't know her husband lol We've all been there!!

tippikitty
08-22-2007, 09:29 PM
Wow that was nice of you Speedy......too bad Hans is a little paranoid. I am also very excited for them but wondering if I should say so or not now. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

Hans
08-22-2007, 09:30 PM
Just proving a point.

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:31 PM
lol Just direct all positive comments to me. I'll accept them! They're good for my ego.

tippikitty
08-22-2007, 09:31 PM
Ok well I must have missed something then. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:32 PM
Just Hans and Parrots whole relationship lol

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:38 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: *~TippiKitty~*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow that was nice of you Speedy......too bad Hans is a little paranoid. I am also very excited for them but wondering if I should say so or not now. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif </div></div>

Don't...he'll accuse you of waiting outside his house every morning to spy on him.

adigirl
08-22-2007, 09:39 PM
I'll leave you all to play in the sandbox. Night all!

GenX
08-22-2007, 09:43 PM
Feed that baby some ice cream before you go to bed!!

tippikitty
08-22-2007, 09:46 PM
Night Adi

italiandomino
08-22-2007, 09:48 PM
Hi Tippi

tippikitty
08-22-2007, 09:50 PM
HI!!!

Tutones
08-22-2007, 09:55 PM
Thank you, that was the most comically entertaining thread I've read all week!

Congrats on the new baby Adigirl & Hans... hope she takes after MOM or some guy is in for trouble in about 18 years!

Rage-N-Ann
08-23-2007, 12:32 AM
I would also like to add that I too, being adigirl's sister(which makes me Han's sister-n-law), am VERY excited and awaiting the arrival of Ava. And also that I too have to shake my head at Hans.

Hans
08-23-2007, 08:28 AM
Great, more people who claim to know me!

adigirl
08-23-2007, 08:32 AM
Hans...sometimes you need a time out lol

Hi sis!!!!!

Hans
08-23-2007, 09:22 AM
It's a conspiracy!

hp2
08-23-2007, 09:58 AM
Well congrats to you two if yous are a couple!! lol but I Have never heard adi speek of hans being her hubby!! sooooooo new news to me!!!

Hans
08-23-2007, 10:46 AM
See what I am saying? I am not the only one who realizes this is a conspiracy!

adigirl
08-23-2007, 05:38 PM
Yes you are the only one. There is medication for that too. lol

Karen-Annie
08-23-2007, 08:38 PM
Just thought I'd add my congrats to adgirl and her husband,Hans.And add to the paranoia!! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wavey.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/beerchug.gif