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Bluesky
01-13-2017, 11:34 AM
WASHINGTON, D.C.—An update issued Monday to the 2016–2017 Common Core educational standards now allows students to answer mathematics problems by responding with whatever their feelings are telling them at the time, sources confirmed.

One example problem given to illustrate the updated standards asked students to figure out when a 6:00 a.m. train leaving Boston at thirty miles per hour and a 7:00 a.m. Milwaukee train headed the opposite direction at forty miles per hour will intersect. A list of possible solutions to the sample problem published in the Common Core standards obtained by reporters indicated that “Ugh,” “I’m offended,” “Triggered,” “Trains scare me,” “Boston scares me,” “Milwaukee scares me,” and “Kill yourself,” would all be scored as correct.

"Any emotion, feeling, statement, or catchphrase is an acceptable answer to most of the problems in the new mathematics standards,” a Common Core representative told reporters. “As long as students are being sincere, genuine, authentic, and true to themselves at the time they are answering the question, that’s all we can ask as educators.”

“Who are we to tell anyone that their own mathematical truth is wrong?” the rep added.

According to the rep, the Common Core standards will be updated next year to include feelings as acceptable responses to any and all questions pertaining to biology, chemistry, grammar, and history, while sources claim that English literature teachers have already been accepting emotions as responses for years.

http://babylonbee.com/news/feelings-now-acceptable-answers-math-problems/

Anapeg
01-13-2017, 01:39 PM
This has to be tongue in cheek right?

Bluesky
01-13-2017, 01:47 PM
This has to be tongue in cheek right?
well.. kind of..

I mean there is some truth to it..
:)

Anapeg
01-13-2017, 11:13 PM
well.. kind of..

I mean there is some truth to it..
:)

What are teachers being paid 75,000 a year for? They will be turning out turnips.