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GenX
09-03-2007, 03:03 PM
"American workers stay longer in the office, at the factory or on the farm than their counterparts in Europe and most other rich nations, and they produce more per person over the year.

They also get more done per hour than everyone but the Norwegians, according to a U.N. report released Monday, which said the United States "leads the world in labor productivity."

The average U.S. worker produces $63,885 of wealth per year, more than their counterparts in all other countries, the International Labor Organization said in its report."

LINK (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gURr_MR-Wtuq2-T70HLknZGGD6Ng)

So...Canada leads the world in potheads, and the U.S. leads the world in most productive workers. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif

1337
09-03-2007, 03:09 PM
The US Leads in more overweight people.

GenX
09-03-2007, 03:13 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: T-pot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The US Leads in more overweight people.

</div></div>

"In 2004, approximately 6.8 million Canadian adults ages 20 to 64 were overweight, and an additional 4.5 million were obese"

LINK (http://www.parl.gc.ca/information/library/prbpubs/prb0511-e.htm)

"In U.S., 58 Million Overweight; 40 Million Obese"

LINK (http://www.annecollins.com/obesity/statistics-obesity.htm)

So, 36.5% of Canadians are overweight, while 32.5% of Americans are overweight...AND, the American numbers represent the entire population, the Canadian numbers just adults.

Another cherished Canadian myth falls to pieces!

Next!!!

GenX
09-03-2007, 03:17 PM
Lay of the poutine, guys, your number of overweight people are UNDER-REPORTED, according to your government! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

"For more than a decade, information about the weight of Canadians has been based on self-reports, that is, survey respondents reported their own height and weight rather than being measured and weighed. However, such data are known to underestimate the prevalence of overweight and obesity"

LINK (http://www.statcan.ca/english/research/82-620-MIE/2005001/articles/adults/aobesity.htm)

Geez, I would have thought a steady diet of beer and fries with gravy would be good for you...

...hit the treadmill, Canada!! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif

GenX
09-03-2007, 03:21 PM
http://www.ultimatehockeyshow.com/Includes/Images/Teasers/BigObCanuck.jpg

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2103202/2/istockphoto_2103202_canadian_patriot_vector_300dpi _jpg.jpg

http://healthinmotion.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/obesity-300_tcm18-65251.jpg

GenX
09-03-2007, 03:24 PM
http://media.canada.com/1dff99f0-c739-4556-a982-6d0f865afa05/obese.jpg



http://www.viruz.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/obese-america1.jpg

"I want to grow up and eat a hockey player"

So sad...remember when Canadian kids just wanted to be hockey players?

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:10 PM
Actually Speedy, you are wrong again.

At the same time, obesity rates have increased in recent decades in all OECD countries, although there
remain notable differences across countries. In Canada, the obesity rate among adults, based on actual
measures of height and weight, was 22.4% in 2004. It remains lower than in the United States (30.6% in
2
2002) and about equal to the obesity rate in the United Kingdom (23.0% in 2004) . Given the time lag
between the onset of obesity and related health problems (such as diabetes, cardiovascular diseases and
asthma), the growing prevalence of obesity in most OECD countries, including Canada, will mean higher
health care costs in the future.

LINKIE (http://www.oecd.org/dataoecd/19/13/36956887.pdf)

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:13 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">In Canada, the obesity rate among adults, based on actual
measures of height and weight, was 22.4% in 2004 </div></div>

Way ahead of you, Double /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

See my link where your government admits it relied on people to report obesity, and did not do the in-depth studies as seen in the U.S.

Good try, ol' chap...but you dudes are HEAVY!! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:13 PM
"For more than a decade, information about the weight of Canadians has been based on self-reports, that is, survey respondents reported their own height and weight rather than being measured and weighed. However, such data are known to underestimate the prevalence of overweight and obesity"

LINK (http://www.statcan.ca/english/research/82-620-MIE/2005001/articles/adults/aobesity.htm)

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:23 PM
"The obesity rate of Canadian men was 22.9%, significantly below the age-adjusted American rate of 26.7%. However, this was mainly a reflection of Class III obesity: American men were much more likely to have a BMI of 40 or more. The percentages of Canadian and American men whose BMI put them in Class I or II were statistically similar"
/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool_shades.gif


Then, add in the fact the U.S. stats measured children, also, while the Canadian ones did not, and, well..I can only come to one conclusion:

(sung to the tune of Sir Mixalots “I Love Big Butts”)

Canadians... have... big... butts, and I cannot lie
You northerners can’t deny
That eatin’ all that poutine
Is makin’ you look obscene...

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:25 PM
Speedy, can you please put your daddy on the computer now. This message board is for big people.

Thank you.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:25 PM
Ahhh...it's okay. You'll get used to being proven wrong all the time. Just ask Hans and Barry. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:26 PM
We all have to remember that Speedy is truly pro American. Also, those of us who are Canadian will be pro Canadian. We have all been raised in our respective societies to believe certain things.

Speedy believes his country is the greatest, most free country in the world. We cannot argue with that, because that is his perception of his country.

Those of us who are Canadian, we are going to believe that our country is the greatest, and most free.

The bottom line is, it doesn't matter if Speedy actually believes the USA is the greatest...because in his mind that will never change. Period.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:27 PM
And Canada could...and Canada could...and Canada...and...and...


...what can Canada do?

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:28 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Edited by AHDoubleXL ( 21 seconds ago) </div></div> /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

Wonder why???

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:29 PM
I edited it because of a typo.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:30 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Those of us who are Canadian, we are going to believe that our country is the greatest, and most free </div></div>

And how do you attempt to prove that? You rip on the U.S.

That is not the MO of a people that truly believe their country is the greatest, it's the MO of a people that NEED to believe their country is the greatest for deep-rooted psychological purposes.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:31 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I edited it because of a typo. </div></div>

You did not, you edited it because you mentioned somehting about "losing in Iraq 100 times"

Nice try! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:32 PM
You haven't really proven me wrong at all. All you have done in provided links to information that others have created. In fact, it is very likely that the data we are using was never intended to be compared.

The fact that we omit that the data could be inaccurate shows that this is more a game, then an actual discussion.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:32 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I edited it because of a typo. </div></div>

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/busted.jpg /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:33 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I edited it because of a typo. </div></div>

You did not, you edited it because you mentioned somehting about "losing in Iraq 100 times"

Nice try! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif </div></div>

Actually, I took my quote from a different post to which in this case Iraq did not apply. I then created another post which I deleted which contained the typo.

Keep it up Speedy, you will be right sometime.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:33 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">it is very likely that the data we are using was never intended to be compared </div></div>

Translation: "Any data that proves one of our cherished Canadian myths wrong is to be demonized, or shown to be lacking in some quality"

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:35 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I edited it because of a typo. </div></div>

You did not, you edited it because you mentioned somehting about "losing in Iraq 100 times"

Nice try! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif </div></div>

Actually, I took my quote from a different post to which in this case Iraq did not apply. I then created another post which I deleted which contained the typo.

Keep it up Speedy, you will be right sometime. </div></div>

/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif

Keeps gettin' better!!! /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif

You guys throw the word "Iraq" around every chance you get. It doesn't matter one bit if it fits in the conversation or not.

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:35 PM
http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/0743249453/C_0743249453.jpg

Hmmmm...Seems like the decline had begun long ago.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:36 PM
That's the good thing about Canada. You have nothing to decline from, as it is hard for someone at the bottom of the hill to actually go downhill.

as such, your decline will be hardly noticed by a soul.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:38 PM
http://www.lazytrainer.com/wp-content/images/1FatKidBrad.gif

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:39 PM
Speedy...I don't care about how great you think America is...I don't think Canada is better or worse. I don't really care. In the grand scheme of things...it doesn't matter. I have friends who are Americans who are both Liberal and Conservative. Unlike you, however, they do not have such a hate for Canada.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:40 PM
http://www.legionmagazine.com/img/06-01/06-01obese.jpg

http://xs36.xs.to/pics/05276/obese-hitthis.jpg

http://www.michaelcarloneil.com/Jpegs/mflag.jpg

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:41 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Speedy...I don't care about how great you think America is...I don't think Canada is better or worse. I don't really care. In the grand scheme of things...it doesn't matter. I have friends who are Americans who are both Liberal and Conservative. Unlike you, however, they do not have such a hate for Canada. </div></div>

I don't have a hate for Canada. I have a hate for dumb people.

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:45 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Speedy...I don't care about how great you think America is...I don't think Canada is better or worse. I don't really care. In the grand scheme of things...it doesn't matter. I have friends who are Americans who are both Liberal and Conservative. Unlike you, however, they do not have such a hate for Canada. </div></div>

I don't have a hate for Canada. I have a hate for dumb people. </div></div>

The only dumb persons, are those who would listen to half of what you have to say.

Knowing information does not make you smart. Computers hold infinite amounts of information, but they are pretty stupid, and for the most part only do what we tell them to. It is the people who take the information they do know and use it for some benefit that are smart.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:47 PM
A computer is as smart as a toaster. That's common sense.

Still doesn't erase the fact there are dumb people. And a dumb person can have all the knowledge in the world; if they misuse that knowledge then they enter 'dumb-dom'

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:51 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A computer is as smart as a toaster. That's common sense.

Still doesn't erase the fact there are dumb people. And a dumb person can have all the knowledge in the world; if they misuse that knowledge then they enter 'dumb-dom'

</div></div>

You have not shown knowledge or wisdom here. What you have done is simply quote information which anyone with enough time could pull from the internet. Not using information correctly does not make you less intelligent either, if you fail to learn from the misuse then that could make you seem less intelligent, but I do not believe that automatically means you are dumb.

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:53 PM
You know what makes someone seem less intelligent. It is when they BOTH resort to posting offending pictures on a messageboard trying to prove a point.

DoubleXL
09-03-2007, 04:54 PM
In fact, half the time I don't know why I come on here. I guess you provide us all with some sort of entertainment, as we must for you. I do thank you for that...it at times can be better than television.

GenX
09-03-2007, 04:59 PM
I link to things to support my claims. Obviously I already know certain things, or why else would I know there is proof to substantiate my claim on the Internet?

I do it to simply respond to the inevitable calls for "proof" or "links" when I state certain things.

GenX
09-03-2007, 05:00 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">In fact, half the time I don't know why I come on here. I guess you provide us all with some sort of entertainment, as we must for you. I do thank you for that...it at times can be better than television. </div></div>

Agreed.

And one thing I CERTAINLY know it is better than is doing dishes...but if I don't get those done soon, I'm toast.

Be back later.

KDawg
09-03-2007, 06:40 PM
I just read all four pages of that. I think I'll go watch the weather channel now.

GenX
09-03-2007, 06:47 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KDawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I just read all four pages of that. I think I'll go watch the weather channel now. </div></div>

To think, all this education is FREE!!

starterwiz
09-03-2007, 07:31 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AHDoubleXL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">In fact, half the time I don't know why I come on here. I guess you provide us all with some sort of entertainment, as we must for you. I do thank you for that...it at times can be better than television. </div></div>

It gets really entertaining when someone causes Speedy to prove that Americans are inferior.

Then we get to hear him break down and start chattering about leprichauns and dragons. You have to be on your toes to catch the fun, before the thread disappears tho.

The Berean
09-04-2007, 09:58 AM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">it is very likely that the data we are using was never intended to be compared </div></div>

Translation: "Any data that proves one of our cherished Canadian myths wrong is to be demonized, or shown to be lacking in some quality" </div></div>

Sounds familiar.

"Any data that proves one of our cherished american myths wrong is to be demonized, or shown to be lacking in some quality."

1337
09-04-2007, 11:01 AM
It is funny that you posted a pic of obese children eating a mcdonalds, to make in fun of Canadas obese problem, when those kids are American /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

Striker
09-04-2007, 06:45 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> http://www.legionmagazine.com/img/06-01/06-01obese.jpg

http://xs36.xs.to/pics/05276/obese-hitthis.jpg

http://www.michaelcarloneil.com/Jpegs/mflag.jpg </div></div>

Poor Mounty is about to be sat on by some fat Americam chic

GenX
09-06-2007, 04:25 PM
Great comebacks, guys...all of them.

Well, I was gone for a few days, and one thing remains true: This board dies unless I'm on here.

You guys wouldn't know what to do without me!!

The Parrot rules!!!!!

GenX
09-06-2007, 04:26 PM
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: T-pot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It is funny that you posted a pic of obese children eating a mcdonalds, to make in fun of Canadas obese problem, when those kids are American /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif </div></div>

No McDonald's in Canada???

Hmmm...then what explains those derrieres the size of drive-in movie screens all over Station Mall?